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bran
@slugopolis
well adjusted woman. priv: @branternet
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    bran
    @slugopolis
    Oct 20, 2024
    theres like a 2 month period when someone is falling in love with you where you can get them to read/listen/watch pretty anything. you really gotta take advantage of that
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    bran
    @slugopolis
    Sep 1, 2025
    is this not just a flash game from like a decade and a half ago?
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    Angel 🌼
    @Angaisb_
    Sep 1, 2025
    This is Claude-4-Sonnet-Thinking GPT-5 remains undefeated
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    bran
    @slugopolis
    Jan 30, 2025
    the problem with puppy play is she gets to be the dog and im supposed to, what, fuck the dog?
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    bran
    @slugopolis
    Oct 29, 2025
    oh you know he gets passed around the rnc like a bowl of popcorn
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    ThePersistence
    @ScottPresler
    Oct 26, 2025
    At an early in-person voting location in Cranford, NJ. Met several Republicans that had just voted for Jack Ciattarelli. 📍Union County, NJ
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    bran
    @slugopolis
    Apr 4, 2025
    all bottoms should be at least a little bratty. have some spine
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    bran
    @slugopolis
    Jan 30, 2025
    I gotta tap into my heritage
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    bran
    @slugopolis
    Sep 1, 2025
    Replying to @slugopolis
    powder game!!! dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/du…
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    bran
    @slugopolis
    Sep 1, 2025
    Replying to @spectraimsim
    surely we can replace skilled labor with this
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    bran
    @slugopolis
    Feb 11, 2025
    Replying to @Liv_Agar
    noticed the new gulf had yet to be reviewed
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    bran
    @slugopolis
    Jul 8, 2025
    you don't actually need to drink water. if you drink coffee and beer only, your body will be forced to process them efficiently
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    bran
    @slugopolis
    Jul 9, 2025
    the ethel cain 'cancelation' posts are reminding me that our culture can absolutely support both reactionary fascism and insufferable moralization at the same time. really threading the needle on this one
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    bran
    @slugopolis
    Sep 1, 2025
    Replying to @slugopolis
    it rules actually
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    bran
    @slugopolis
    Jan 31, 2025
    Replying to @AngryVoter2024
    slow down dark woke
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    bran
    @slugopolis
    Jan 31, 2025
    ya that one sounds nice actually
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