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slutty clown 🍌 latest show: BUT DADDY, I LOVE HER! 💖 UK & Eire tour dates avail NOW 🇺🇸 USA dates sold owt! 🇪🇺 Europe dates COMING 😛 she/her/snack 🌭
- barely the size of one butter-rich croissant 🥐 AND YET she’s on the next series of Taskmaster!!!!
- SO obvious she wasn’t treated like this solely because she was suspected (incorrectly!) of having dodged a fare of less than £2. She was treated like this because she was a lowly black woman who failed to show the expected deference and humility to authority. Pathetic thugs.The @metpoliceuk is so far from fit for purpose it’s terrifying. The heavy-handed and totally disproportionate treatment this woman received (in front of her distressed and bewildered young son) was for suspected bus fare evasion, to the tune of £1.75 1/2
- maybe the real Taskmaster HIGHEST SCORES OF ALL TIME were the friends we made along the way ❤️❤️❤️
- RACIST? YOU CAN STAY MAD - a loving open letter doubly dedicated to my white guys, vanilla kings, gam fam 🌼🤠🌼 & all the phenomenal black women who exist loudly & taught me to speak up in their spaces 🌹♥️🌹 thank u all
- A little thing before the weekend: I'mma be on @BBCRadio4's @TheNewsQuiz tonight discussing #BlackLivesMatter . I love this show & its host & the entire team, but I'm donating my fee & I won't return as a guest unless another black person is in the credits as a writer or comic.
- delighted to report that I’m upsetting bigots by remaining alive and very much visible #BiVisibilityDay #BlackLivesMatter
- If you’re worried about stoking “racial tensions” in 2020 it’s A LITTLE FUCKING LATE
00:00 - STARTING TO WATCH TASKMASTER FINAL AN HOUR LATE NO-ONE SPOIL IT FOR ME PLEASE 😬😬🥹
- dear all the white people i know!!! 💕 if you're saving a cute pic of us in your camera reel 📸 to protect you against hypothetical future racism accusations ☺️ please know i will unreservedly and without hesitation invoke the power of all my ancestors to PUBLICLY SHAME YO ASS
- Yesterday I ran the 15 minutes to a train station in under 6 minutes, wearing a Zara strap top. Got stares from slow walkers, ignored them. Upon arrival at station realised both my tits were completely out & flapping in breeze. I guess what I'm asking is how do I sue fast fashion













