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i am a war criminal i am a lunatic i am immortal i am the messiah
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    Best I can tell, this is what it’s all about/for
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    Apr 3, 2025
    Replying to @frogs4girls
    technically rent falls in recessions, but not enough to be comforting, lagging behind income cuts. also, individual landlords love to say “we’re all struggling” and proceed to raise rent anyways
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    @thepostsoffice
    Apr 3, 2025
    Replying to @fowlytweets
    financial advisors hate this one weird trick
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    @thepostsoffice
    Sep 10, 2023
    we’re so back
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    @thepostsoffice
    Apr 12, 2025
    Replying to @luv2read13
    the bowl-ification of global cuisine is just colonialism with better marketing
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    @thepostsoffice
    Apr 8, 2025
    Replying to @aallleeexxxxxx1
    get a room
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    @thepostsoffice
    Apr 3, 2025
    Replying to @NoahGarfinkel
    unreal that romans got to experience their civilization’s death rattle in the blissful era before the printing press when nobody could mass produce opinion pieces about what this could mean for the midterms
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    @thepostsoffice
    May 22, 2025
    Replying to @frogs4girls
    worst part about this is having to be on harvard’s side about anything
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    @thepostsoffice
    Apr 5, 2025
    Replying to @RoxyTall
    the irish pioneered a form of therapy where the treatment is making you momentarily more confused than you are sad
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    @thepostsoffice
    Sep 27, 2023
    Replying to @itsmariannnna and @RunDaltonRun
    I wouldn’t be so sure, rejection at that age sticks with you lmaooo
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    @thepostsoffice
    Aug 21, 2025
    Replying to @uwantmetoiwill
    a good rule of thumb is to constantly be asking yourself, “did they just talk back to me?” if the answer’s yes, RUN
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    @thepostsoffice
    Apr 8, 2025
    Replying to @daintysloth
    men doing art therapy except the canvas is drywall and the paintbrush is their fist
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    @thepostsoffice
    Feb 21, 2023
    Replying to @holy_schnitt
    “hello. I think I have a disorder, just keep me posted:)”
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    @thepostsoffice
    Apr 11, 2025
    Replying to @pannekook and @luv2read13
    my survival strategy when i lived in scotland was haggis burritos five times a week from the only mexican place in town. it was stockholm syndrome, but it did somehow morph into baffling affection
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