Justin
1,424 posts
- Replying to @decentbirthdayWe should also talk about the demilitarization of DoorDash at some point.
- John Wilkes Booth, noted thespian, dies at age 24. #WaPoDeathNotices
- Someone should try turning 2020 off and then on again.
- Replying to @davidhogg111The constitution is very very clear: The President's term expires at noon on January 20th. If there's a declared winner that is not Trump, the duly elected President will order him removed. If there is no winner because it's being contested, Pelosi becomes acting POTUS.
- New Business Idea: A socially distanced spa where you lay in a darkened room and over a loudspeaker someone just reads real Facebook posts from angry Karens who refuse to wear a mask, only for them later test positive for #COVID19.
- Active shooter drills in Oklahoma will now include instructions for students to crawl into the nearest womb."The womb is now, in Oklahoma, the safest place for a child to be," Attorney General John O'Connor said. Watch here: tulsaworld.com/video/news/gov…
- The #TrumpRallyFail in Tulsa had 6,511 attend. In other news, in about 7-10 days 6,511 Tulsa residents who have no taste will actually have no taste. #COVID19
- Replying to @yashar and @itsgabrielleuFriends were on XFactor and said a PA asked him not to smoke indoors as it’s a $20K fine and he just asked who to write the check out to.
- Replying to @yasharFor the gayer version of this, Rue McClanahan was the same age as Jennifer Aniston now is when she shot the Golden Girls pilot (50).
00:00- Friendly reminder you’re not voting for President but for an entire administration.
- Mitch McConnell got the memo. x.com/willfulmedia/s…
