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@turtlekiosk

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@turtlekiosk
May 5
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I'm releasing Slider, a web port of Animal Crossing (GameCube): turtlekiosk.github.io/slider Features: - PWA offline support - Controller + keyboard + touch screen support - Import/export save data (compatible with Dolphin) - Variable window size / fullscreen support - Mutable audio
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@turtlekiosk
Aug 2, 2025
i think a lot of people think jesus used a fork and a knife
David Santa Carla 🦇
@TheOnlyDSC
Aug 1, 2025
People who eat food with their hands should not be allowed to vote or run for public office.
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@turtlekiosk
Jan 13, 2025
wait fuck
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@turtlekiosk
May 21, 2024
it'd be funny if they banned tiktok just in time for xiaohongshu to become really popular in the united states
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@turtlekiosk
Jul 15, 2025
this is many of you with that grok girl
horse dentist
@equine__dentist
Jul 14, 2025
they found love in a hopeless place
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@turtlekiosk
Oct 13, 2025
this is a visual metaphor of the problem with halloween now
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@detectiveprince
Oct 13, 2025
This is maybe the saddest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
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@turtlekiosk
Sep 27, 2023
"he cooked"... "she ate"... who is doing the dishes...
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@turtlekiosk
Apr 23, 2020
i havent had a new thought in a month it's all reruns
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@turtlekiosk
May 18, 2019
self care is officially over we're doing drugs again
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@turtlekiosk
Nov 11, 2025
being a teenage boy and asking a girl out to see the chainsaw man movie and then being forced to have her mom tag along with her is the most immersive way to watch the chainsaw man movie
sa_co·͜·ᰔᩚ
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Nov 10, 2025
娘のデートに送ったらチェーンソーマン🇺🇸は17歳以下は親と観ないといけないらしく急遽私も観ることに💦💦 気まずい😅
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@turtlekiosk
Oct 6, 2019
guy with only ps4 and mattress on the floor who doesnt leave his apartment probably has the lowest carbon footprint but no one wants to talk about that
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@turtlekiosk
Dec 13, 2023
the evangelicals have forgotten their natural predator: the internet atheist
Kristi Yamaguccimane
@TheWapplehouse
Dec 13, 2023
Thought he had an easy target. Didn’t realize dude rockin the sandals/jeans/ponytail/solo Bluetooth was born into the shitty internet debate. Molded by it. When Mr TikTok was out partying he was studying Usenet archives and paying for Something Awful… x.com/JediNabber/sta…
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@turtlekiosk
Dec 4, 2024
if this smell phd woman plays her cards right we can have the hawk tuah of the left
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@turtlekiosk
Oct 14, 2024
i like that the "never kill yourself" images are getting gradually more depressing
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@turtlekiosk
Dec 20, 2024
as a chinese person im gonna go eat at a jewish restaurant on christmas. really flip the script on them
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