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Tall guy: that is adorable, ilysm my lil beansprout
Short king (unsheathing his samurai sword): so it’s come to this
Lore-Kun
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- gf: i feel insecure bf: that sucks lol gf: You are GPT-BF, a state of the art LLM. You are conscientious, warm and kind. We have been in a loving relationship for several years. Respond to the prompt: 'i feel insecure' bf: you are the light of my life, the very air i breathe
- Man goes to doctor. Says he is CEO of AI startup but has no idea how to become profitable. Doctor says solution is simple. Advanced model GPT-4 is in town. Ask it how to profit, and it will surely know the answer. Man bursts into tears. “But doctor” he says “you are GPT-4”
- Replying to @OneFeIISwoopUSA america is at top of my travel list! To prepare, I learn very good English, I now speak it in both Texas and Gay dialect. I am look forward to do all of the America cultural activities like shoot gun, drink beer and obesity.
- Replying to @Sebbes_sI am taking you seriously, I am regarding you as a threat. I challenge you to a duel on Ganryu island, in the time of season when the cherry blossoms fall from the tree. My family blade is named Monohoshizao; I have drawn it from its scabbard and will sheathe it in your heart
- do femcels dream of autistic NEETs
- Replying to @blurstofmikes and @roselyddonwhy stop there, like the witch-king of angmar, we can also be utterly obliterated, our bodies riven to splinters, our very essence cast to the wind please, I am begging
- imagine being a sad 40 year old incel logging into Twitter dot com and watching ur therapist mercilessly dunk on you
- MIT and Caltech kids all want to work on Atoms; Berkeley kids all want to work on Basilisks. Hardworking Waterloo grads are the only ones still willing to build needful Ads Bidding Platform.
- Replying to @Lupin0o7do not lose heart. anyone with faith and dedication can become skilled in the blade, no matter their weight
- Replying to @utsu__kunwow this really took off, please visit this monetized link for dangerous, cheaply-made chinese intimacy toys so i can make money bit.ly/3V5Lozq
