😂😂😂
Same, then son handed me a plaque. 5th place statewide math competition.
“How?”
-because I was captain of the math team, they let me take it.
“What math team?”
-Mrs ___ asked me to be on the math team.
“When?”
-beginning of the year
“Oh.”
-and our tournament is Saturday
The line “No, you’re a baby, and this food is for big kids. Babies eat little baby food” did a lot of work at my house. Now we go out for sushi on Tuesdays.
You can decline intentional (or any) walk. Get to 7 balls, you can walk directly to second (runners still forced over, but you can elect to walk across pitchers mound)
Ha!!
-our ships our rusting
-our recruits are failing
-our training is lax
-everything is collapsing
-on to of this—
Wait what? Who are you? Zip it, norks, or I’ll let the Marines play baseball with your spleens while the Air Force pounds you back into the Stone Age.
Rule #1 in my house is not to talk to cops. I drilled my kids on how to respectfully and forcefully demand a parent or family attorney (my buddy is a real estate attorney we don’t have that kind of money 🤣).