Showing posts with label William Tell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label William Tell. Show all posts

Friday, August 18, 2017

Get Your Archers Straight! (A "David'Z RantZ" Post)

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Today's post is admittedly a little strange, and my next post is even stranger! I'll probably be away from any computers all weekend -- I'm attending a comic convention Saturday, for the first time in at least twenty years -- but I'll answer any and all of your comments when I return, probably on Monday.

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Ever hear a song called "Pulling Mussels (from the Shell)?" It was originally performed by the group called Squeeze and appeared on their 1980 album, "Argybargy."

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Here 'tis:


Personally, I love the song, but one thing about it has always bothered me. Here are the lyrics of the chorus:

But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell


Now, I ask you, fellow babies, what the hell does Maid Marian have to do with William Tell?!? William Tell is a folk hero from Switzerland, while Maid Marian was the girlfriend of the British folk hero, Robin Hood!

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Get your archers straight, people!

Thanks for your time.
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