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"Love thy neighbor as thyself"
I've always wanted a dad who loves me so much that he always tells it like it is, and never gives up on my ability to aim for higher goals.
Joshua Anansi
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Joshua Anansi
@JoshuAnansi
I'm learning how to build
Joined December 2013
- Almost choked to death on a jack and coke because I took a sip just as the old grizzled survivalist asked the young skinny blonde bartendress what her plan is for surviving the collapse of society and she said with utmost conviction, "Oh, I would just kill myself".
- Replying to @skooookumI think women try to draw out that exact emotion on purpose because they are insane masochists with no fear of God in their hearts.
- Replying to @blisstweetingThe old guy was visibly disturbed and when she turned away he said that we have got to work on raising her esteem.
- Replying to @latkedelreyThe millions of bacteria in your stomach are empaths and they're reciprocating your sadness
- Replying to @justalexokiWell there's no point in talking about it because that's an entirely personal decision for most men.
- Replying to @JoshuAnansiOh yeah I got a picture of his packing list. The left list is to get home. The right list is what to have at home.
- Replying to @MerriamWebstera boob is bilaterally symmetrical usually ish
- Replying to @JerryTurinNo but he did give her a few stacks of vacuum-packed toilet paper.
- Replying to @esjesjesjIt's a Chinese person. lots of them running around outside.
- Replying to @kenthecowboy_The 4% chance that you'd have to explain to His face why you're broke
- Remember to thank those where there with you from the beginning
