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Nish Kumar

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Nish Kumar

@MrNishKumar

Comedian & great friend. Albums: nishkumar.co.uk/audio/ (He/him) Pic by @JazzShaniceArt co-host of @podsavetheuk

London

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Joined June 2010

Nish Kumar
@MrNishKumar
Apr 12, 2022
If the Prime Minister didn't know a birthday party was violating his own fucking lockdown rules maybe it's not a great idea to have him in charge of a country during a fucking war
Nish Kumar
@MrNishKumar
Mar 12, 2021
A lot of people are asking me for a comment and here it is:
Nish Kumar
@MrNishKumar
Jun 7, 2020
I guess the question we should probably be asking is "why was there a statue of a slave trader there in the first place"
Nish Kumar
@MrNishKumar
Apr 14, 2022
There's no money for people's energy bills but there's always money for racism
Nish Kumar
@MrNishKumar
May 24, 2020
So the lockdown rules weren’t actually rules. It was a clever test to see if people would break the rules to prove they loved their children. Fair play to the government, that is some Willy Wonka shit.
Nish Kumar
@MrNishKumar
Feb 3, 2021
It would be great if we allocated more money for the NHS in Captain Tom’s memory so that in the future 100 year old aren’t having to fundra-oh they’ve announced another clap fantastic forget what I just said everyone
Nish Kumar
@MrNishKumar
Jan 22, 2021
LOOK HER IN THE EYES AND TELL HER YOU DIDN’T SACK THEY GUY WHO WENT TO BARNARD CASTLE TO TEST HIS EYES
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Nish Kumar
@MrNishKumar
Mar 29, 2019
For fuck's sake just end Brexit and get back to dealing with climate change, homelessness, prejudice, economic inequality and which season of Buffy was best.
Nish Kumar
@MrNishKumar
Jul 5, 2022
Balancing out the fact that I can't stand Javid or Sunak with the fact that I love to see a rich white man brought down by asians
Nish Kumar
@MrNishKumar
Jun 7, 2020
If you're saying the statues should remain in place to help educate, at school I managed to learn long division without there being a fucking statue of it in the middle of a city
Nish Kumar
@MrNishKumar
May 23, 2020
The only crime Dominic Cummings has committed is the crime of doing a crime. And if that’s a crime then lock me up.
Nish Kumar
@MrNishKumar
Aug 28, 2019
Guys I’m starting to think it wasn’t about sovereignty
Nish Kumar
@MrNishKumar
Dec 17, 2021
I’m sorry but it is genuinely funny that Boris Johnson‘s response to everything is “the media has spent too much time reporting on my various crimes”.
Nish Kumar
@MrNishKumar
Nov 28, 2019
I just want to check the facts here. It was a leaders debate. Your leader was invited. Instead he sent someone who isn’t the leader and his dad. It was a debate during the election period about the most serious issue facing us & he didn’t bother to turn up. How are my facts?
James Cleverly🇬🇧
@JamesCleverly
Nov 28, 2019
Replying to @bendepear @realDonaldTrump and @BorisJohnson
I just want to check the facts here. We sent someone to represent the @Conservatives but you allowed the other party leaders to veto their inclusion in the debate? During the regulated General Election period?