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Matt Olma
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Matt Olma
@matt_olma
mushing the pieces of my worldview together like a shittily made puzzle
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    Matt Olma
    @matt_olma
    Jul 24, 2025
    My gfs family does this thing where they just sign their name at the bottom of a sappy birthday card and expect the receiver to get emotional over what the hallmark people wrote
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    Matt Olma
    @matt_olma
    Jul 29, 2025
    “How’s everyone doing tonight” “Wooo” “Cmon you can do better than that, let’s try again. How’s everyone doing tonight” has got to be one of the most irritating modern human experiences
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    Matt Olma
    @matt_olma
    Jul 29, 2025
    When I first got into philosophy I thought you could just pick up some seminal text by Kant or whoever and read it. I didn’t know you already had to be well versed in the entire history of western thinking first.
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    Matt Olma
    @matt_olma
    Jul 24, 2025
    Replying to @matt_olma
    The funny thing is that within the family, this actually works. My gf bought her dad a Father’s Day card back in June and signed her name. Her dad opened it, read it, and teared up. And my gf felt responsible for his response to it because “she picked the card”. Wild.
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    Matt Olma
    @matt_olma
    Jul 29, 2025
    Replying to @matt_olma
    There should be some sort of flow chart for this. Or a “you are here” type thing so you know where to go next.
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    Matt Olma
    @matt_olma
    Sep 26, 2022
    Replying to @iNabber69
    Honourable mention
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    Matt Olma
    @matt_olma
    May 30, 2025
    Same bro
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    Matt Olma
    @matt_olma
    Jul 24, 2025
    Replying to @PAHoyeck
    I went to buy a card for someone’s birthday a couple weeks ago and spent 20 minutes looking through a wall of options trying to find a blank one. They don’t exist. There’s a whole untapped market out there waiting to be exploited.
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    Matt Olma
    @matt_olma
    Mar 31, 2025
    Most people I know irl can only stomach conversations about anything remotely philosophical for a few minutes. Some get downright mad when anything abstract gets brought up. What’s with that
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    Matt Olma
    @matt_olma
    Nov 15, 2021
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    Matt Olma
    @matt_olma
    Jan 24, 2025
    Getting into phenomenology. Can you recommend any experiences for beginners?
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    Matt Olma
    @matt_olma
    Jul 29, 2025
    Replying to @valuedrift
    Bro I’m a 38 year old plumber
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    Matt Olma
    @matt_olma
    Jul 30, 2025
    Replying to @ianmisner
    I woo’d my damn heart out on the first one
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    Matt Olma
    @matt_olma
    Jul 29, 2025
    Replying to @addyman_michael
    It’s a good question. There’s probably an answer somewhere in western literature.
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