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Sat July 18, 2026
	Maybe in Soviet Russia, you take bicycle to museum, but here in America, bicycle brings museum to you. What a country source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	2
	If you like to talk tech online, Ars Technica is looking for a senior technology reporter. It is a work-from-home position. Apply within source: arstechnica.com \| share: Copy Link	2
	A fired Alabama police chief says he was blocked from disciplining an officer after a controversial arrest, and a jury awarded him $65,000 source: atlantablackstar.com \| share: Copy Link	1
	Internet history, Broadway, King Chuck, and international diplomacy are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 10-16 Year Without a Summer Redux Again source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	18

	Meet the Canadian civil servant responsible for sending wildfire smoke to the U.S source: thebeaverton.com \| share: Copy Link	5

Fri July 17, 2026
	Kalshi: We are not a sportsbook. Critics: Well, then why are you accepting literally millions if not billions of dollars in bets on the World Cup? Kalshi: WE ARE NOT A SPORTSBOOK source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	12
	Texas man looks forward to 25 years of toilet wine after 12th DUI conviction source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Oh, how bad could an ad for Meta's AI glasses be? moves slightly GAH source: pcgamer.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	The benefits of never expanding your pool of friends source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	12

	A master yachtsman and one of Rhode Island's most wanted fugitives, who in 2005 told his lawyer during trial he would enjoy life in another country, has been arrested off the coast of New Jersey and will no longer be enjoying life in another country source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Boston Symphony Orchestra conductor ousted, has gone into Haydn source: berkshireeagle.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Ooooh, watch out America, it's Commie Coke source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	52
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this bog snorkeler source: external-content.duckduckgo.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	DeLand firefighters rescue unconscious man from de tree, bring him back to de land source: wftv.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	Give me some more of those sweet marmot teets source: 9news.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	♪ My car crashes through my Bonney / my car crashes through my lake / My car crashes through my diner / I think driving was quite a mistake ♪ source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Dome home almost makes living in Illinois bearable source: fox2now.com \| share: Copy Link	43
(Some Guy)	For sale: a 45 foot naked woman. Bring a crane source: marcocochrane.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	Finally a puppet show worth sharing a stage with Spinal Tap source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Luxury grocery store Erewhon announces $12 cup of 'Sacred Water.' Cost of Sacred Whisky, Sacred Scotch currently unknown source: people.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Make your sexting and doomscrolling a little less painful 👍 👍 👍 source: health.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	18
(Some Guy)	Photoshop these nut wranglers source: external-content.duckduckgo.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Permanent Daylight Saving Time will KILL US ALL source: huffpost.com \| share: Copy Link	210
	Don Lemon says he's considering running for President in 2028, might also start a new party source: dailymail.com \| share: Copy Link	52
	What 'The Odyssey' gets right and wrong about Homer, like where was Marge, Bart, Lisa and the rest? source: indiewire.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Motivated seller due months of endless supernatural torment from unseen forces manifesting as anything from faint whispers to the malevolence of total possession. House does have good bones though (possible nsfw content on page) source: the-express.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	Is breathing in wildfire smoke really like smoking a pack of cigarettes a day? Well yes and no source: mlive.com \| share: Copy Link	39
(Some Guy)	This September's Riot Fest in Chicago includes Tool, Pixies, and a newly formed band called "The *uckers" with a 95-year-old frontman we've all heard of source: blockclubchicago.org \| share: Copy Link	54
	New science report could boost climate suits against oil giants - unless it somehow falls out of a 33rd story window onto 23 bullets in a cup of polonium tea source: france24.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Former Howey-in-the-Hills police chief accused of inappropriately putting his little Howey in a valley source: wftv.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	On this day in history, in 1967, Jimi Hendrix dropped out as opening act for The Monkees, as it turned out he was not a Believer in them after all source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	On this day in history, in 1938, Douglas "Wrong Way" Corrigan crossed the Atlantic on accident, or so he claimed source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Dumas nonprofit Project Feed the Kids sees summer need rise to nearly 900 children. Hopefully, they're being fed more than just Three Musketeers source: abc7amarillo.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Wake up sheeple of California: The San Andreas fault has gone silent. The BIG ONE is coming source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	Japan passes the Emperor Ralphito Law source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	35
	If you ran over and killed your wife, but the judge suspended your prison sentence as long as you don't drive or behave badly, it's probably best not to get caught driving around with kids in the car less than a year later source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	17
	Florida Homeowner stunned by $12,000 garage door repair bill, apparently unaware of how much Hurricane-proof springs might cost if they actually existed source: wftv.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	Further evidence that the world has turned upside down: Mexico warns its citizens about risk of diarrhea for those visiting USA source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Breaking: Mexico, Guatemala, and El Salvador as 7.3 earthquake shakes things up source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	Good news: Your baby is home from the NICU and the nightmare is over. Bad news: You are American and the insurance nightmare begins source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	79
	Two executions scheduled for same day in Florida for the first time in more than 60 years, as Florida tries gain the benefits of the economy of scale source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	July 17th is National Tattoo Day, recognizing the importance of plane spotters on mystical tropic islands, despite any physical or articulation difficulties source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	FIFA may be "forced" to break protocol after poor air quality health alert issued. I'm sure that will be really difficult for them source: sportbible.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	How to make a prison shiv, 20th Century: cut off your plastic mop handle, sharpen. How to make a prison shiv, 21st Century: Break open your tablet, sharpen glass. Use remainder to light drugs and assemble tattoo gun source: mynorthwest.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	The Hunt for Red Komsomolets' Plutonium source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	At least 12,000 extra people died during Europe's June heatwave. Which is about 32,444 Fahrenheit source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	48
(Some Guy)	Grab some scones, Marmite, Spotted Dick, and a cuppa, and chill out to this real time British Rail map. Or grab a pint of lager, because no one's going to judge you if you're drinking on their timezone's schedule source: map.signalbox.io \| share: Copy Link	27
	A California gym owner proudly wore a shirt with a racist symbol he claimed he didn't know about source: atlantablackstar.com \| share: Copy Link	80
	CNN goes for simplicity, with the obvious headline: "Taco Bell has a diarrhea problem" source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	Teenage boy steals £150 of cakes. His mother then agrees to pay for them, but insists that police ensure he faces the FO for his FA source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	24

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