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Sat July 18, 2026
(Some Guy With Shoes)	Finally, a product for the massive, under-served demographic of people who want to ride a bicycle but absolutely refuse to wear shoes source: road.cc \| share: Copy Link	21
	Looks like Vegas is not having it source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	60
	Florida Man mad at having to wait his turn knocks wife off boat trying to ram through a lock source: winknews.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Because they're assholes source: rte.ie \| share: Copy Link	26

	'Bottomless tattoos' are hurting the industry source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	67
	Don't make too many choices, for the sake of your brain source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	Today, in Fark-ready headlines: A Fark-ready headline source: thenational.scot \| share: Copy Link	18
	The man who balances bikes, ladders, and sheds on his chin. No, it's not Bruce Campbell source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Internet history, Broadway, King Chuck, and international diplomacy are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 10-16 Year Without a Summer Redux Again source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	19

	New England dominates the rankings. New Mexico, sit down source: visualcapitalist.com \| share: Copy Link	69
	Photoshop this dozer source: dims.apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	AI execs are beginning to fear for their safety, which is leafing to some serious soul searching about continuing to develop the tech, Just kidding they're hiring modern day Pinkertons instead source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	89
	Day 1,606 of WW3: Zelensky confirms strikes on Russian logistics hubs in Moscow and Tambov as well as oil depots and maritime assets in the Black and Azov seas. This is your Saturday Ukraine war discussion source: kyivpost.com \| share: Copy Link	202
	PetSmart ranked Lexington, Kentucky as the number one cat-loving city in the U.S. for the second year in a row. Welcome to Caturday, where Duke still sucks source: wkyt.com \| share: Copy Link	354
	The Iran War is going so great that even noted government mouthpiece CBS news is reporting 'several' U.S. casualties in Jordan source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	59
	Forest Service workers held hostage in what authorities call an in-tents situation source: kdvr.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Los Angeles lifeguards corral pantless felon in the ocean. All those hours of watching Baywatch finally paid off source: foxla.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	You know your country is in trouble when the government is enlisting monks to dispense dating advice source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Maybe in Soviet Russia, you take bicycle to museum, but here in America, bicycle brings museum to you. What a country source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	If you like to talk tech online, Ars Technica is looking for a senior technology reporter. It is a work-from-home position. Apply within source: arstechnica.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	A fired Alabama police chief says he was blocked from disciplining an officer after a controversial arrest, and a jury awarded him $65,000 source: atlantablackstar.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	Meet the Canadian civil servant responsible for sending wildfire smoke to the U.S source: thebeaverton.com \| share: Copy Link	14

Fri July 17, 2026
	Kalshi: We are not a sportsbook. Critics: Well, then why are you accepting literally millions if not billions of dollars in bets on the World Cup? Kalshi: WE ARE NOT A SPORTSBOOK source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	26
	Texas man looks forward to 25 years of toilet wine after 12th DUI conviction source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Oh, how bad could an ad for Meta's AI glasses be? moves slightly GAH source: pcgamer.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	The benefits of never expanding your pool of friends source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	A master yachtsman and one of Rhode Island's most wanted fugitives, who in 2005 told his lawyer during trial he would enjoy life in another country, has been arrested off the coast of New Jersey and will no longer be enjoying life in another country source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Ooooh, watch out America, it's Commie Coke source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	58
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this bog snorkeler source: external-content.duckduckgo.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	DeLand firefighters rescue unconscious man from de tree, bring him back to de land source: wftv.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	Give me some more of those sweet marmot teets source: 9news.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	♪ My car crashes through my Bonney / my car crashes through my lake / My car crashes through my diner / I think driving was quite a mistake ♪ source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Dome home almost makes living in Illinois bearable source: fox2now.com \| share: Copy Link	44
(Some Guy)	For sale: a 45 foot naked woman. Bring a crane source: marcocochrane.com \| share: Copy Link	67
	Finally a puppet show worth sharing a stage with Spinal Tap source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	Luxury grocery store Erewhon announces $12 cup of 'Sacred Water.' Cost of Sacred Whisky, Sacred Scotch currently unknown source: people.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Make your sexting and doomscrolling a little less painful 👍 👍 👍 source: health.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	18
(Some Guy)	Photoshop these nut wranglers source: external-content.duckduckgo.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Permanent Daylight Saving Time will KILL US ALL source: huffpost.com \| share: Copy Link	210
	Don Lemon says he's considering running for President in 2028, might also start a new party source: dailymail.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	What 'The Odyssey' gets right and wrong about Homer, like where was Marge, Bart, Lisa and the rest? source: indiewire.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	Motivated seller due months of endless supernatural torment from unseen forces manifesting as anything from faint whispers to the malevolence of total possession. House does have good bones though (possible nsfw content on page) source: the-express.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	Is breathing in wildfire smoke really like smoking a pack of cigarettes a day? Well yes and no source: mlive.com \| share: Copy Link	39
(Some Guy)	This September's Riot Fest in Chicago includes Tool, Pixies, and a newly formed band called "The *uckers" with a 95-year-old frontman we've all heard of source: blockclubchicago.org \| share: Copy Link	55
	New science report could boost climate suits against oil giants - unless it somehow falls out of a 33rd story window onto 23 bullets in a cup of polonium tea source: france24.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Former Howey-in-the-Hills police chief accused of inappropriately putting his little Howey in a valley source: wftv.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	On this day in history, in 1967, Jimi Hendrix dropped out as opening act for The Monkees, as it turned out he was not a Believer in them after all source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	On this day in history, in 1938, Douglas "Wrong Way" Corrigan crossed the Atlantic on accident, or so he claimed source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Dumas nonprofit Project Feed the Kids sees summer need rise to nearly 900 children. Hopefully, they're being fed more than just Three Musketeers source: abc7amarillo.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Wake up sheeple of California: The San Andreas fault has gone silent. The BIG ONE is coming source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	51

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