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Chuck Bass

@ChuckFBass

Jul 17

It's finally here. The official Chuck Bass Fantasy Football Rankings for the 2026 NFL season. Enjoy in private.

Chuck Bass

@ChuckFBass

Oct 7, 2025

My 0-4 fantasy football team getting its first win because the other guy is going through a messy divorce and isn't checking his lineups

🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆

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🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆

Chuck Bass

@ChuckFBass

Feb 22, 2025

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Chuck Bass

@ChuckFBass

May 6, 2025

Wife is furious because on our son's birthday, we were looking at photos of the day he was born and there's a random screenshot of the Lions depth chart mixed in because I was talking shit to some casual online.

Chuck Bass

@ChuckFBass

Jan 20, 2025

My dad took an edible on vacation and accidentally watched the Week 4 Bills/Ravens rerun on NFL Network.

Chuck Bass

@ChuckFBass

Oct 15, 2024

My 0-5 fantasy team getting its first win because the other guy forgot to set his lineup after his DUI

Logan Reever

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Chuck Bass

@ChuckFBass

Jun 29, 2025

She can't refuse

Brandon Copic

@BrandonCopicWx

Jun 29, 2025

Congrats to @BryceShelton01 and @tornadopaigeyy on their engagement!

Chuck Bass

@ChuckFBass

May 23, 2025

When I see a 90 pound Vietnamese blackjack dealer with no one at the her table at 9PM on Friday.

correlation

@nosyone4

May 22, 2025

“i’m not scared of you” 😭😭😭😭

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Chuck Bass

@ChuckFBass

Aug 6, 2025

Cleveland liquor store owners when they see the Browns QB depth chart every year.

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Chuck Bass

@ChuckFBass

Feb 1, 2025

No allegations No scandals No arrests No drama Just some damn fine unprotected sex.

Chuck Bass

@ChuckFBass

Sep 30, 2024

"You could never do what NFL GMs do"

Chuck Bass

@ChuckFBass

Apr 28, 2025

If I send you this, it means I'm an 8 time Super Bowl champ that's dating a prostitute I met online in Miami.

Chuck Bass

@ChuckFBass

Nov 15, 2024

Jalen Hurts whenever Saquon is tackled at the 1 yard line

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Chuck Bass

@ChuckFBass

Jan 21, 2025

If the Chiefs win, Mahomes officially becomes the GOAT If the Bills win, Josh Allen ascends Burrow & Lamar to join Mahomes at the top If the Commanders win, Jayden Daniels will be immortalized in sports history If the Eagles win, we'll all just quickly move on with our lives