If I told you that a young man stabbed another young man to death for telling him that he was in the wrong seat, and then I told you that one young man in this altercation was white and the other black, and then I asked you to guess the race of the assailant, every single person
You know it's a great Twitter question when you read it and your brain immediately starts fizzing.
I'm going with Achy Breaky Heart.
But there's a million other contenders
