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Misnomer
@Misnomer
Humorist. Satirist. Provocateur. Writer of bon mots.
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    Misnomer
    @Misnomer
    Jun 10, 2019
    Justin Bieber is 25, Tom Cruise is 56. Challenge an actor 31 years older than you to a fight. I’ll go first… Sam Waterston, you’re a punk, and due for an ass beating. Name the place.
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    Misnomer
    @Misnomer
    Dec 3, 2020
    The good old days, before drones. You wanted aerial footage, you hired a guy in a Cessna who had a couple cocktails and a pending case before the FAA.
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    Las Vegas Locally 🌴
    @LasVegasLocally
    Dec 3, 2020
    The Strip, 50 years ago
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    Vintage Las Vegas
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    Vintage Las Vegas
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    Misnomer
    @Misnomer
    Mar 30, 2019
    This is the face of a man whose $20,250 jackpot doesn’t quite get him even.
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    Boyd Rewards
    @boydrewards
    Mar 30, 2019
    Did you see John's handful of cash? He hit it big for $20,250 at @DiamondJoWorth! #BConnected
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    Misnomer
    @Misnomer
    Jun 11, 2019
    Replying to @rogerpatmyers
    Godspeed
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    Misnomer
    @Misnomer
    May 6, 2022
    BREAKING NEWS: Authorities have identified the body found in a barrel in drought-stricken Lake Mead as 3:2 Blackjack.
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    Misnomer
    @Misnomer
    Jun 8, 2024
    Cheers, dealt Royal. 🥂
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    Misnomer
    @Misnomer
    Nov 29, 2021
    Jamie Dutton looks like a velociraptor. #Yellowstone
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    Misnomer
    @Misnomer
    Oct 18, 2018
    If I win the $1 billion lotto tomorrow, I’M buying Rio, and I’m putting the carnival in the sky parade back. I’ve been drinking.
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    Misnomer
    @Misnomer
    Jan 22, 2022
    The below article says “more than 140 people” have signed a petition to keep the volcano. I bet I can get 150 likes to this tweet requesting that the volcano ooze molten nacho cheese. Please RT. #cheesevolcano
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    8 News Now
    @8NewsNow
    Jan 22, 2022
    GOODBYE VOLCANO: The volcano outside of the Mirage Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas will be torn down as part of remodeling #8NN trib.al/ms8Upgq
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    Misnomer
    @Misnomer
    Jun 30, 2021
    Three girls sitting atop the terrace railings taking pics. I’m sure this’ll end well.
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    Misnomer
    @Misnomer
    Feb 24, 2019
    You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?
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    Misnomer
    @Misnomer
    Jun 11, 2019
    Replying to @VegasWonk
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    Misnomer
    @Misnomer
    Jun 11, 2019
    I broke the internet. Perhaps fellow St. Louisan @jack might bestow upon me the honor of the blue checkmark?
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    Misnomer
    @Misnomer
    Dec 15, 2018
    Replying to @markasaxon
    $50 million is like…4 Bud Lights at Ballpark Village.
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