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    @formalcatattire
    Jul 14
    “Stop sexualizing my big firm butt!!!”
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    Jul 14
    Desi Johnson (25): Australian, Olympic bobsledder, nice smile.
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    @formalcatattire
    Sep 1, 2025
    Replying to @veggie_eric
    Eric. Language learn English yesterday. Rock star. My dog open pickles. Job fair.
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    @formalcatattire
    Aug 7, 2025
    Replying to @shortmagsmle
    Why do people deride janitors? Janitors provide an incredibly important function. We can’t go a day without a janitor or everything is noticeably worse.
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    @formalcatattire
    Sep 1, 2025
    Replying to @hradzka
    HR: “we don’t like candidates that apply to our jobs. It reeks of needing a job. If you were the right candidate you would already have this job and you would be interviewing me.”
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    @formalcatattire
    Aug 12, 2025
    Replying to @kostekcanu
    It’s easy to hate an adult, but are you courageous enough to hate a child?
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    @formalcatattire
    Aug 15, 2025
    Replying to @yandhiisntreal
    HR: “we don’t like candidates that apply to our jobs. It reeks of needing a job. If you were the right candidate you would already have this job and you would be interviewing me.”
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    @formalcatattire
    Jul 17, 2025
    Replying to @LocalSoundwave
    It came out so long ago a Trump presidency and Cubs World Series victory seemed outlandish.
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    @formalcatattire
    Aug 18, 2025
    Replying to @uncledoomer
    A hill or uneven ground. Make them come to you ideally uphill. Harrass their auxiliary troops. Outmaneuver and break up the phalanx from the sides. The Roman legions defeated them repeatedly.
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    @formalcatattire
    Jul 9, 2025
    Replying to @fuckyouiquit
    “Gavin, we don’t like candidates that go to an interview with us. It reeks of needing a job. If you were a really good candidate you already have this job and you would be interviewing me.”
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    @formalcatattire
    Jul 28, 2025
    Replying to @solasectora
    I soft broke up with a girl very late at night. She told me that it didn’t make sense and she was undoing it. Stayed together another week. Sometimes break ups take a few trys
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    @formalcatattire
    Aug 23, 2025
    Replying to @thejelvprint
    It’s becoming unbearable. I hate the Facebook-ification of this place.
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    @formalcatattire
    Jul 29, 2025
    Replying to @DisgracedProp
    HR: “we noticed the couches were arranged in a problematic manner. The White and Asian couches were on top of the dark couches. We know this was a life and death moment. Still”
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    @formalcatattire
    Aug 10, 2025
    Replying to @pabloantonio
    Woke for the streets and far right in the sheets. Many such cases.
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    @formalcatattire
    Jul 9, 2025
    Replying to @LewSpears
    Awful! Tell me her name so I can avoid her! What shows you would be on too, so I can avoid them.
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