I am the first person in recorded history to own nothing
I’m serious
in 2021, SHL0MS / God created 0x0, the first NFT containing nothing
I own nothing
Sothebys just reached out to acquire it, Justin Sun in my DMs, @god as my witness
Imagine trying to pry nothing from my
we are going to announce a lot of things in succession
stay vigilant
shout out to @jin_maa for putting together an insane xp data dashboard.
for those that are watching, big update for alkanes-rs 1.2.0
NON-EXHAUSTIVE ⛽️ ALKANES ECOSYSTEM UPDATE JUNE 20 2025
➱ @oylwallet AMM signet build testing swaps and full dapp experience
➱ @oylwallet in later stage development of debshrew build large datasets via metashrew for alkanes and large applications
➱ @hathbanger@0xBunzy
It’s been years of research, false starts, and hard lessons. All building toward something simple: trustless, Bitcoin-native software.
Ordinals reminded people that Bitcoin could be more. This is the next step. The AMM is live and open infrastructure + tools are available to
The first trustless AMM on Bitcoin is live.
Contracts deployed. Pools running. Built on Alkanes.
What’s live now
• Headless Mainnet contracts live
• Signet UI app for testing → app.oyl.io
• Docs for builders → docs.oyl.io
Coming soon
• XP checker
Thank you @CryptoHayes and everyone for joining the @AirheadFun space.
We feel responsible for the necessary translation for ALKANES and will share more in the coming weeks.
For those that are more technically inclined, the wiki and repos are available now and you can build
Introducing ALKANES: a smart contract metaprotocol built on runes (via protorunes).
dev.to/kungfuflex/alk…
Mainnet activates block 880000.
But we can build on regtest/signet today.
We spent two years crafting purpose driven infrastructure so devs can finally ship smart contracts directly on Bitcoin L1.
If you’re building on Bitcoin, build here.
@erikalee for coverage
🚨HEADS UP, ALKANES COMMUNITY🚨
The $DIESEL contract WASM upgrade is now live as of block 908,888 🛠️
BUT - the distribution mechanism hasn't changed yet. The new logic will only activate after we call the upgrade function and authenticate with the premine.
📢 We’ll announce
