Paperback 1161: Unidentified Woman / Mignon G. Eberhart (Popular Library 60-2452)

Paperback 1161: Popular Library 60-2452 (Unknown ptg, reprints Dell 213, 1960s sometime)

Title: Unidentified Woman

Author: Mignon G. Eberhart

Cover artist: Uncredited

Condition: 7/10

Value: $5

Best things about this cover: 

• She did the Mash. She did the Monster Mash. A little too hard, I'd say.
• Those bubbles are preposterous. Gorgeous, sci-fi preposterousness, those bubbles. Perfect spheres of physical impossibility.
• Nice scarf. This painting is d-e-a-d dead without that pop of color from the scarf. 
• Absolutely hate Popular Library books of this vintage (60s). No artist credit. No printing stated. No printing year stated!? Maddening. It's like they were planning to spite me, the collector, personally, 60 years later.

Best things about this back cover: 

• Another reason to hate this vintage of Popular Library book—they just threw a cropped version of the cover image on the back. Boo! Lazy!
• Of all the images evoked by the drowned lady, "crazy quilt" is, I can safely say, not among them. Bold tagline!
• Wait, is this the "girl floating in the river"? I would've pegged her as "submerged in the lake." Shows what I know.
• There really should be a colon after "Victoria." I would also accept an em dash.

Page 123~

John Campbell, his face rather pale, too, under its tan, said quickly, "Oh, let her go, Beasley. You can't do any more tonight."

So he's got one of them see-through tans? I've heard of those (I have not heard of those) 

~RP

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Paperback 1140: Undress Rehearsal / John Carver (Softcover Library 95265)

Paperback 1140: Softcover Library 95265 (1st ptg, late '60s to 1970)

Title: Undress Rehearsal

Author: John Carver

Cover artist: photo cover

Condition: 9/10    

Value: $12

[Newest addition to the Doug Peterson Collection]

Best things about this cover: 

• Seems pretty bored for someone at an orgy. "What an orgy!" "Meh, it's OK." Maybe that wicker chair seat just isn't that comfortable to sit in naked.
• What is she holding? A leaf? A shoe? A feather? I also have a follow-up question. Namely, "Why?"
• Those thigh-high black leather fetish boots are shiny and spectacular. I just wish she seemed to be getting any joy from them.

Best things about this back cover: 

• The backs of sleaze paperbacks fall into two categories: brief, enigmatic, typo-ridden prose poems that seem to have been translated hastily from some lost Central European language; or, treatises.
• I took one look at the name "Roz" and thought, "oh that's definitely the requisite lesbian." I was close. 
• "Adults could make love with youngsters"—did that *ever* sound good? "Youngsters?" It's better than "children," I guess, but only barely.

Page 123~

"Filthy. It is even more disgusting in the flesh. A degenerate, characterless story containing the grossest invitations to moral disintegration. I object—and I shall go on objecting."

There's your back cover blurb right there. Just ascribe it to some the head of some fictional Public Morals Org. and you're in business! 

~RP

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Paperback 882: Murder for the Bride / John D. MacDonald (Gold Medal R2116)

Paperback 882: Gold Medal R2116 (Unknown ptg, ca. late '60s)

Title: Murder for the Bride
Author: John D. MacDonald
Cover artist: Uncredited [some booksellers credit Milton Charles, whoever that is]

Estimated value: $8-10

[Donation to the collection from L. Gagne]

Best things about this cover:

• Pretty safe. Except for the shocking pink border, pretty safe.
• She has Gibson Girl hair. Weird.
• The lady was so bored by the cover concept that she fell asleep.
• Gold Medal did this annoying thing starting some time in the '60s where it stopped giving printing information, including publication date :(

Best things about this back cover:

• Check box 1 for "Angel," box 2 for "Tramp" ... what? No, there are no other boxes, you tramp.
• Hey, looks like John D. finally caught that fly on the ceiling that was bugging him. He looks so content.
• I kind of want to disappear to a remote beachside hut and read only John D. MacDonald for like a week.

Page 123~

"Alligators bellering at night."

~RP

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Paperback 811: Vengeance Is Mine / Mickey Spillane (Signet D2116)

Paperback 811: Signet D2116 (44th ptg, undated [1962])

Title: Vengeance Is Mine
Author: Mickey Spillane
Cover artist: Uh … I doubt it.

Yours for: $6


Best things about this cover:

• It's pretty icky all around. Not sure why this hasn't been relegated to some dank cardboard box of "extras" in my basement. That said, I'm kind of fascinated by how ugly it is.
• It's like someone was noodling with a prehistoric version of Photoshop, and then realized "no one's going to care anyway," and then just sent this weird silhouette thing into the editor. Neither the silhouette nor the naked lady is large enough to be compelling. Maybe if she were doing something more than blandly standing there as if waiting for a director to shout "Action!" 
• Purple font for some reason!

Best things about this back cover:

• Without the lady inside him, he looks like he *just* got bit on his left hip by some kind of flying insect. Insect-swatting hand!
• "How many different font sizes can we squeeze in here?" "Shouldn't there be some rationale to the varied font sizes?" "[Blank stare]" …
• Copywriter is perversely fond of compound adjectives. "Action-tough" and "bullet-sparked" are meaningless. I'll give him "lead-riddled" as slightly apt, but "forty-million-copy bestselling" is an ungainly beast. 

Page 123~

My fingers were hurting her and I couldn't help it. "I want you to say it, Mike. You've played games with so many women I won't be sure until I hear you say it yourself. Tell me."

That first sentence is very telling. Mike's love and Mike's violence have a disconcerting resemblance.

~RP

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Paperback 806: The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runner / Alan Sillitoe (Signet P2629)

Paperback 806: Signet P2629 (6th ptg, undated) (1960s)

Title: The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runner
Author: Alan Sillitoe
Cover artist: Uncredited

Yours for: [Not Applicable]


Best things about this cover:

• The title font. The title font, I like.
• Did you have to capture the dreariness of life in a mill town so … precisely? "Shopkeep, your sootiest looking book, please."
• The only reason I own this book is because my wife stole it from the bathroom of Collegetown Bagels in Ithaca. I mean … "found it in." Definitely not "stole it from."

Best things about this back cover:

• "How to convey the dreariness of life in a mill town on the *back* cover … think, think … I know!" [Explains this back cover concept in detail]
• "And beat it they do"! Promising.
• I love how completely detached and elitist the Saturday Review review is. "Oh, the grubby lower classes … delightful!"
• No cover artist credit, but at least we know where it was printed! USA! Thanks, Signet!

Page 123~ (from "The Disgrace of Jim Scarfedale")

I wanted to sit in my overalls listening to the wireless and reading the paper in peace.

I feel you, buddy.

~RP

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