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Frank Bednarz 🇺🇸🇺🇦
@FrankBednarz
Lawyer at @HamLincLaw and @CCAF. I object to unfair class action settlements, and you should too! Beer geek, spreadsheet lover. Traps for idiots: 🇺🇦he/him
Chicago (Salt Laker-in-exile)
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    Frank Bednarz 🇺🇸🇺🇦
    @FrankBednarz
    Nov 19, 2024
    Crazy, true story: Minnesota offered an expert declaration on AI and “misinformation” to oppose our motion to enjoin their unconstitutional law. His declaration included fake citations hallucinated by AI! 🧵 1/x
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    Frank Bednarz 🇺🇸🇺🇦
    @FrankBednarz
    Jan 16, 2025
    The LSAT, Twitter edition.
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    Alice
    @AliceFromQueens
    Mar 20, 2022
    Replying to @AliceFromQueens
    LSATs punish precisely the sort of person who is most exasperating to argue with on Twitter.
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    Frank Bednarz 🇺🇸🇺🇦
    @FrankBednarz
    Oct 1, 2017
    Replying to @ictussunshine and @ShaunKing
    "Sex or we imprison you" is not a flavor of sex positivity. It's rape by coercion and grotesque misuse of official power.
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    Frank Bednarz 🇺🇸🇺🇦
    @FrankBednarz
    Apr 14, 2025
    Replying to @jmhorp
    Awkward that Trump is the first president in over 150 years to have no grandparents born in America.
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    Frank Bednarz 🇺🇸🇺🇦
    @FrankBednarz
    Mar 4, 2024
    "Mandela effect" was coined in 2009 to help people feel better about themselves than admitting "I misremembered."
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    Frank Bednarz 🇺🇸🇺🇦
    @FrankBednarz
    Jan 16, 2025
    Replying to @FrankBednarz
    LSAC missed other excellent answers for the Twitter LSAT.
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    Mark Dahler
    @MarkDahler
    Jan 16, 2025
    Replying to @FrankBednarz
    It’s impossible to know if you really like pancakes or you’re just saying that for engagement.
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    Frank Bednarz 🇺🇸🇺🇦
    @FrankBednarz
    Sep 4, 2024
    Whatever else you might say, @3YearLetterman flies directly over the target.
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    Frank Bednarz 🇺🇸🇺🇦
    @FrankBednarz
    May 27, 2025
    Replying to @politicalmath
    For sure. Lot of people don't realize Amazon isn't much different that eBay, but with a slicker interface and less obvious feedback. FBA fulfillment absolutely comingles genuine and counterfeit. (I sell on both.)
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    Frank Bednarz 🇺🇸🇺🇦
    @FrankBednarz
    Jan 16, 2025
    Replying to @FrankBednarz
    The Swiss Army Knife of Twitter LSAT answers.
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    Alan Cole
    @AlanMCole
    Jan 16, 2025
    Replying to @FrankBednarz
    Answering questions about pancakes is emotional labor. It's not my job to educate you!
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    Frank Bednarz 🇺🇸🇺🇦
    @FrankBednarz
    Aug 4, 2024
    Replying to @damintoell
    Chicken Tikka Kamala was right there.
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    Frank Bednarz 🇺🇸🇺🇦
    @FrankBednarz
    Mar 4, 2024
    And even after Obama used it in a well-remembered speech, it continued to get explanatory notes in 2004 (prob. because most English-speaking world blue is for conservatives).
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    Frank Bednarz 🇺🇸🇺🇦
    @FrankBednarz
    May 12, 2025
    Replying to @politicalmath
    You gotta get to him before doofuses do; and make sure you're the last one who talks to him.
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    Frank Bednarz 🇺🇸🇺🇦
    @FrankBednarz
    May 15, 2019
    Lawsuit alleges that Kroger (store brand) "Artisan Vanilla Bean" ice cream is not crafted by artisans at all. Apparently, it's mass produced.
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    Frank Bednarz 🇺🇸🇺🇦
    @FrankBednarz
    Jan 16, 2025
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    Cathy Young 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱
    @CathyYoung63
    Jan 16, 2025
    Replying to @FrankBednarz
    F. The author is a patriarchally entitled male who expects a woman who make pancakes for him. G. The author is a feminist cat lady who would rather eat pancakes than date a man outside the top 10% of the male population.
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