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Every four months on Twitter a new group of weirdos discovers I exist and then desperately tries to prove I’m rich, I’m a demsoc, I’m a hypocrite, or I hate queer people. So we do the dance.
Madeline Pendleton
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Madeline Pendleton
@JeanGreige
▪️friendly neighborhood leftwing extremist ▪️ NYT Best-Seller “I Survived Capitalism and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt” ▪️ Host of “Pick Me Up I’m Scared”
- Bro I’m gonna cryNewly approved Chinese apartments now include large balconies. Mandated.
00:00 - In 4th grade I tried to teach myself “how to be human” by replicating the tv show Friends. I did a peer survey and asked my classmates who their favorite character was. Phoebe won, so I spent the entire summer studying her and entered 5th grade AS Phoebe.why don’t autistic people make behaving appropriately and predictably in social situations their special interest
- God this is so heartbreaking‼️ HAPPENING NOW IN D.C., A massive banner has been unveiled with the names of Palestinians killed by Israel since October 2023.
00:00 - Sometimes you stumble across things on the internet that make you acutely aware you grew up poor bc whatneed to underage drink here one last time
- It’s come to my attention that a lot of people do not realize they are Nazis
- Oh you mean like…you help her move and hang up shelves in her new place and buy her drinks when she’s broke and comfort her when she’s upset about a guy? Yeah that’s called just being her friend dipshit I do all that for the women im friends with too.Thing a lot of people who haven't been direct friends with a girl don't know is that after a little while of being platonic friends with a woman your relationship melds into you functioning as her de facto boyfriend, while she is "not your girlfriend"
- Cool apparently half of our country has a weather pattern I’ve never experienced that they call “the devil is beating his wife” which is a phrase I do not fully understand but yeah the country that’s 3,000 miles across is a monoculture bc Hardy’s why notAmericans think cultural differences is having a different type of burger chain in the next state over😭
- Stop saying “Jews” when you mean Zionists. Judaism is not the same as Zionism. The most ardent Zionists I know of are white Christians like Joe Biden. Jewish activists shut down grand central yelling “not in our name”. Stop conflating the two.
- 60% of house democrats just voted AGAINST impeaching Trump, for all the liberals out there still thinking the Democratic Party will save them344-79, U.S. HOUSE REJECTS EFFORT TO IMPEACH PRESIDENT TRUMP
- Try being a communist everyone fucking hates us it’s awesomeamerica needs to find something edgier than being a nazi or a racist
- I wish we did not live in a world with such callous brutality. 19 years old, being identified by the shape of his teeth.A family was able to recognize the remains of their martyred son from the shape of his teeth.. His name is Mahmoud Abd Rabbo, he was 19 years old, & he is one of hundreds who the IOF killed & left to completely decompose in the streets of Jabalia.
- Sometimes you just gotta dye your hair black, take out the nose ring, and get a job. It’s hard enough finding work already, you don’t need to die on the hill of “my hair has to be blue while I do it”. This is what I looked like for years of my life because I needed to pay bills.
What’s your most UN-WOKE opinion? - Replying to @karaokecomputerI did become very popular almost overnight so I’m going to say yes
