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Kayla Ancrum ✨Mostly Updates✨

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Kayla Ancrum ✨Mostly Updates✨

@KaylaAncrum

Author of THE WICKER KING, ICARUS and THE CORRUPTION OF HOLLIS BROWN! intersex icon. Rep: @ericsmithrocks, Tweets deleted at 20k!

Chicago, IL

Joined May 2013

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@KaylaAncrum
Oct 23, 2025
NEW WORK NEW WORK NEW WORK for people who are fans of that! Dipping my toe back into soft-scifi with this one and I'm so excited to be working with my same team who brought you THE CORRUPTION OF HOLLIS BROWN @HarperCollins and @ericsmithrocks Get ready for DEAD END DARYL!
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@KaylaAncrum
Sep 29, 2024
Obsessed with the man in the suit who knows how to hold crabs in exactly the way that makes it impossible for them to pinch him. Who are you, sir……what is your story………
evan loves worf
@esjesjesj
Sep 29, 2024
It’s hilarious how conservatives are terrified of crime on the NYC subway when this is a much more accurate depiction of what it’s like
Interesting AF
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Interesting AF
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@KaylaAncrum
Feb 7, 2025
“Don’t you remember gun? Your favorite game?” Is now permanently in my lexicon
yda terror
@bialemieso
Feb 5, 2025
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@KaylaAncrum
May 6, 2025
I bet this is what she actually wanted to wear tbh
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@KaylaAncrum
Dec 30, 2024
A friend in college told me the full plot of One Piece like this. He did it for an hour every day for 3 weeks, and we’d all just sit by his bedside to listen. He was so good at it we’d laugh and cry. It was such an experience to hear a saga like that instead of watching it.
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@turtlekiosk
Dec 30, 2024
wait people are reading the odyssey as a book? an old man just recounted the whole story to me off the top of his head this one time
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@KaylaAncrum
Jul 19, 2024
This breaks my heart. This is very obviously someone’s dream home put together with deliberate care from top to bottom at every level. I wonder what happened that made them have to sell.😢 This is the kind of house they should get to live in until the very end of their life.
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡
@zillowgonewild
Jul 18, 2024
Wouldn’t change a thing in this Hamilton, NJ home, would you? Currently listed for only $500,000
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@KaylaAncrum
Dec 28, 2024
Warm bodies is nothing. In Skins, Bisexual Sociopath Tony Stonem manipulated his best friend and his girlfriend into sleeping with each other and then forced them into a three way dance with him while the two of them slowly realized he orchestrated their infidelity
mak
@batdayas
Dec 27, 2024
all this nicholas hoult conversation what do yall know about warm bodies
GIF
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@KaylaAncrum
Dec 25, 2024
Once when I was very very sad, I watched The Fantastic Mr Fox twice a day every day for an entire month. My dad asked about it and my mom said “leave her alone, she’s enjoying her Orange Movie”🧡
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@girlbossonfilm
Dec 25, 2024
how do you watch a movie 406 times in a year that is 366 days long?
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@KaylaAncrum
Sep 23, 2024
This is an insane wig. Who is responsible for this 😟
Netflix
@netflix
Sep 21, 2024
This Nicole Kidman meltdown is a new classic.
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@KaylaAncrum
Jan 20, 2024
Man who falls in love with a sphynx and solves her riddles daily, in spite of the threat to his life. The boon he requests every night is to sleep by her side in the warm sand and wake up safe. As he grows old, then forgetful, she reconfigures her riddles to accept any answer.
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@KaylaAncrum
Apr 20, 2025
It sucks so bad that a lot of clothes being sold today are made of the sort of fabric that we would have relegated for use as a skirt lining or a Halloween costume back in 1999.
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@KaylaAncrum
Feb 25, 2024
Separately, as I'm sure you want my opinion on this: Yue's wig in Netfilx's adaption is a hard top, synthetic blend, like a more expensive version of the kind of hat-like wigs made for Disney Theme Park Princesses. M. Night Shyamalan's Yue is in a full human hair HD lacefront.
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@KaylaAncrum
Aug 14, 2024
Watching in your mid 30s is even better. It took me about five seconds clock that the specific issue is that he’s deeply sexually attracted to her, but socially embarrassed by her. Also, separately, that he’s been blacklisted from eligible women of his class.
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@doubtpointv2
Aug 13, 2024
Watching satc as a teenager was so fun. Rewatching it in my late 20s has been like being tortured in Guantanamo. Why can't Big and Carrie just get their timing right?
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@KaylaAncrum
Jul 9, 2024
It’s kind of fucked up that most ramekins don’t nest. What do you MEAN there’s a bunch of small containers and if you stack them on top of each other for storage they don’t fit together and instead slide in all directions. You want me to store these laterally??HORIZONTALLY????
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