Replying to @Emmys
I also enjoy 1 walnut with a cocktail before greeting my kids pantsless and ending the day by 1:30 pm.
Big Sister
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Big Sister
@big_sister
So long, gamers. Hello, nurse.
New York
Joined May 2009
- Replying to @writtenbyayoInterviewer’s energy must’ve been so bad. Already on Julia’s last nerves.
- Replying to @MissSassboxMy stomach turned like 10X watching this. First he ignores he utter lack of interest. When she directly tells him “no,” he blocks her path and prolongs the interaction, invites homie to approach them and crowd around her. ATP she’s shaking so hard she bobbles her phone.
- Replying to @givemebudlightI’m starting to get scared because these people really want to live forever.
- Replying to @lovedropxGo to the dentist every 6 months. Your teeth will betray you with little to no warning.
- Replying to @alex_orlov_Hot tip: Use high profile companies that no longer exist or went through public shakeups. Impossible to check references. I got someone a $130k Web3 job last month.
- Replying to @saint_morgThe wokest part of me is impressed with how evil gays went from fashion to global villainy.
- Replying to @pk_kenzieShe really… requires an unusual level of intellectual assistance.
- Replying to @chiweethedogSean’s hobbies include watching black men eat fried chicken on Youtube. Normal guy having the most normal day ever.
- Replying to @Vanessa_ABeeWe can all give our digestive systems a break by dying.
- Replying to @CurtisSliwa and @andrewcuomoThis is the funniest mayoral election of all time. Can’t wait for Mayor Mamdani.
- Replying to @superkearaOne of them said he wished he could be in church all 7 days a week and that’s when I knew. If church isn’t your *holy obligation* and instead some sort of feel good spa for the soul, you’re a Protestant.
- Replying to @PapaBeifongFly fishing with her daddy? That’s the same girl?!
