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Showing posts with label parody. Show all posts

04 April 2011

Star Trek Internet Download Spoof



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Subtitled The Continuous Franchise, this Star Trek spoof is one that rewards patience - after the opening credits (and you adjust to the voices!) then you are in for a treat. The story? Kirk, Spock et al are ordered by the Federation to intercept an enemy vessel. Their brief is to stop internet piracy and to do this they must ensure that the aliens sever their wireless connection and surrender their hard drive.





(disregard the one minute ad in the middle, the spoof continues at approx 6mins)


05 October 2009

Bathurst 1000 - early 1980's


V8 supercar drivers telling us about the bathurst track


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uja5ZTMFHgA

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1980

1980 Hardie Ferodo 1000 Mt Panorama Bathurst


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWEWiluUs3k

Part 1 only

TRU BLU XD Falcon & the Rock @ Bathurst 1980



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQMxW80ZETQ


the rock - what really happened


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcQ5k2V_rsU


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1981 Bathurst 1000 Hardies Heroes Top Ten Shootout.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Z40mMDAyk


Bathurst 1000 1981 Opening laps: great duel between
Dick Johnson Peter Brock Kevin Bartlett and Bob Morris



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zcP66UNfr0


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1983 Bathurst 1000 Hardies Heroes Top Ten Shootout
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQNxGjLI2QA

1983
go here to see the complete 1983 race


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1984

Bathurst 1984 Hardies Heroes Part 1 of 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvSEjHEX9xk


13 September 2009

Cartrain & Hirst - part 2, pencils


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The story...
16 year old graffiti artist Cartrain walked into the Tate Britain (London) and removed a packet of pencils from one of Damien Hirst exhibits. Damien Hirst and Cartrain have a long-standing rocky history. Earlier this year Hirst targeted the young graffiti artist Cartrain using Design and Artists Copyright Society (DACS) for breach of copyright infringement on his latest series of artworks being sold via 100artworks.com.

The box of very rare "FABER CASTELL dated 1990 Mongol 482 series" pencils were removed from Damien Hirst's "PHARMACY installation" by Cartrain on Thursday the 2nd of July around 4pm. Not long after the pencils were removed from the installation a fake police 'appeal for assistance' posters appeared all around London.

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Cartrain's Demands...
For the safe return of Damien Hirst's pencils I would like my artworks back that DACS and Hirst took off me in November. It’s not a large demand. He can have his pencils back when I get my artworks back. DACS are now not taking any notice of my emails and I have asked nicely more than five times to try and resolve this matter. Hirst has until the end of this month to resolve this or on 31st of July the pencils will be sharpened. He has been warned.

Image of police poster...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/100artworks/3696754195/in/set-72157606942599051/

Cartrain was arrested on Friday the 17th July 2009. The same day the story was printed in the Independent newspaper. He was arrested and put on on bail until September the 11th 2009.

Charges...
-10,000,000 pounds worth of damages (yes that's 10 million).
-500,000 pounds worth of theft.

Bail conditions...
-Cartrain is not allowed to post anything on the Internet.
-Cartrain is not allowed in any public building that displays art.
-Cartrain is not allowed in any public or private building displaying Damien Hirst's artworks.

If Cartrain is convicted we think this will be the highest value modern art theft on UK soil. The pencils have to be placed back in to the installation by Hirst in person.

Image of the police bail form...
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a34/Cartrain/BAIL.jpg

Sources of information...
http://www.100artworks.com/catalog/cartrain-m-65.html
http://cartrainlondongraffiti.blogspot.com/

Pencil Images...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/100artworks/3707603610/ (Print pulled form sale)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/100artworks/3707602796/ (the pencils)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/100artworks/3696754195/ (fake Cartrain police poster)

Cartrain Images about Hirst...
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a34/Cartrain/Fortheloveofspamcopy.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a34/Cartrain/Hirstgraveyardcopy.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a34/Cartrain/Hirstpharmacycopy.jpg
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from
100artworks online urban art gallery
http://www.100artworks.com/catalog/cartrain-m-65.html

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Its interesting how Hirst gets his pencil valuation of 500,000 pounds. According to Australian accounting, you value assets at the LOWER of cost price or market price. So the question is, how much did Hirst pay for the pencils? He can make up any large figure he likes for market price, but the accounting valuation will still be the cost price if it was lower. Perhaps the UK rules are different, but I doubt it.


30 October 2008

Flight of the Conchords



Yo Frodo, what you doin' wearing the ring?
All powerful jewelry, is that your new thing?
I know it's hard when you're little more than 3 foot 4
Your little ass so close to the floor.
Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor
The Fellowship!
(Yea the fellowship)
I don't rap about bitches and hos,
I rap about witches and trolls,
just passing on the words of the Elven king,
Wisdom to all
Frodo! Don't wear the ring!

On Youtube
http://www.youtube.com

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Flight of the Conchords follows the trials and tribulations of a two man, digi-folk band from New Zealand as they try to make a name for themselves in their adopted home of New York City. The band is made up of Bret McKenzie on guitar and vocals, and Jemaine Clement on guitar and vocals.

Bret and Jemaine have moved to New York in the hope of forging a successful music career. So far they've managed to find a manager (whose "other" job is at the New Zealand Consulate), one fan (a married obsessive) and one friend (who owns the local pawn shop) -- but not much else.

HBO website
http://www.hbo.com/conchords/

02 June 2008

Wile E. Coyote v Acme Company

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"Mr. Coyote states that on December 13th he received of Defendant via parcel post one Acme Rocket Sled. The intention of Mr. Coyote was to use the Rocket sled to aid him in pursuit of his prey. Upon receipt of the Rocket Sled Mr. Coyote removed it from its wooden shipping crate and sighting his prey in the distance, activated the ignition. As Mr. Coyote gripped the handlebars, the Rocket Sled accelerated with such sudden and precipitate force as to stretch Mr. Coyote's forelimbs to a length of fifty feet. Subsequently, the rest of Mr. Coyote's body shot forward with a violent jolt, causing severe strain to his back and neck and placing him unexpectedly astride the Rocket Sled. Disappearing over the horizon at such speed as to leave a diminishing jet trail along its path, the Rocket Sled soon brought Mr. Coyote abreast of his prey. At that moment the animal he was pursuing veered sharply to the right. Mr. Coyote vigorously attempted to follow this maneuver but was unable to, due to poorly designed steering on the Rocket Sled and a faulty or nonexistent braking system. Shortly thereafter, the unchecked progress of the Rocket Sled brought it and Mr. Coyote into collision with the side of a mesa."


full document
Wile E. Coyote, Plaintiff -v.- Acme Company, Defendant
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/3081/lawsuit.html



01 June 2008

12 April 2008

monkey magic





http://uk.youtube.com/my_playlists?p=A0690CCC26911C2C


Monkey used to have a cult following in Australia.

Here's an entire episode. Watch for the cloud tag in part two.

Born from an egg on a mountain top
The punkiest monkey that ever popped
He knew every magic trick under the sun
To tease the Gods
And everyone and have some fun

Monkey magic, Monkey magic