Rumours that Paddy Pantsdown to be new Defence Secretary.
(Ross Kemp unavailable due to SAS commitments)
So that'll be fuck you then, Liam Fox.
Coalition going well so far then.
Who won the most seats?
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Showing posts with label Government. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Government. Show all posts
Tuesday, 11 May 2010
Sunday, 17 January 2010
Government Speak Word Game
This prompted 'HeadsonPoles', a regular commenter here, to drop me a line with this suggestion, "What about a competition to do the same to describe, say, a member of the Government such as "funt"...."
Sounds a fucking excellent idea to me, some new and totally unflattering words to describe lowlife MPs and their associated Government departments.
Let's have some fun;-)
Here's mine (sexist bitch)
Thursday, 24 December 2009
Snow Fucking Joke!
I've paid my car tax, I've paid my council tax. So I suggest that you bollocksy-piss-wank, lardy arsed, desk jockey jerk offs get the fuck on with what I've fucking well paid you to do.
And don't give me any of that shit about "doing my christmas shopping sooner". I don't work for a government department therefore, unlike you, I have not been able to take the fucking piss and 'pop into town' to do my Christmas shopping when I was supposed to be working.
That is all.
Thursday, 20 August 2009
Tuesday, 19 May 2009
Monday, 5 January 2009
There's No Place Like Home
Last year nearly 25% of our service personnel married quarters were officially recognised as being in disrepair. Bearing this in mind I am sure that you will not be surprised to know that the MoD spent nearly as much on staff hotel accommodation as they did on renovating the homes of service personnel. £15m as opposed to £16m.
The astonishing total of hotel accommodation for all Government departments last year, was nearly £43m.
Thats roughly the equivalent of 225,000 nights in a five star hotel.
It's a fucking disgrace.
At a time when Nulabore is planning to borrow more than £1trillion isn't it about fucking time that those jerk off jollymongers tightened their own grossly over sized belts.
And what about our servicemen, sent off on a series of wild goose chases, suffering God knows what, on the behest of a dumb fuck yank President?
Surely they are entitled to come back to a home where they can have a decent shower, shit and shave!
For fucks sake Gordoom, get a fucking grip.
Twat!
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