Not quite sure what Madge the minge is trying to sell here. Herself or the Louis Vuitton bag that's hanging from her foot.
For fuck's sake!
Is it really necessary for you to take every possible opportunity to regale us with your 50 year old twat, you 50 year old twat.
Don't you think that enough people have seen it by now? I should imagine that you've had more pricks than a secondhand dartboard!
Incidentally, if the rumours are true, I hear that Bobby 'Basher' Brown is the latest in a long line of sextards to step up to the oche and 'strike the pose' with you.
Another case of twat abuse perhaps?
