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Earlier on today I spotted a headline on the BBC website front page, I've circled it for you on the image below (click on it to enlarge) :


I then clicked through to the main BBC News page and sure enough, it was there too. Once again I've circled it for you on the image below (click on it to enlarge) :


Out of genuine interest, in how bad the whitewash greenwash was going to be following the CRU email hack investigation, I clicked the link and whoa! Just a fucking minute .... looks like I should have kept that appointment at Specsavers then .... but no .... after a few retakes I'm sure that my eyes aren't deceiving me. It's just good old fashioned, totally predictable, BBC bias in action.

Yep. Suddenly the word 'hide' has been replaced by 'withhold':


That puts a totally different emphasis on the story, dontcha think.

I mean, how many people will have read the headline in the sidebars and just thought "Ok, fair enough" and then moved on to something else.

Now I wonder why the BBC would want to do that then?
Trying to hide, 'Hide the Decline' perhaps?

The headline in question was written nearly 3 years ago and considering it's the most fucking ridiculous piece of global warming, alarmist, scaremongering bollocks that I've ever seen, I can't believe it didn't come to light a tad sooner:

Over 4.5 billion people could die from Global Warming related causes by 2012

It carries on to say "..... as planet Earth accelarates [sic] into a greed-driven horrific catastrophe"

What the fuck!

So let me get this right, there are 6.7 billion people in the World and 4.5 billion of them are going to die because we've had the odd barbecue summer or two (or not as the case may be). All those people are going to die within 5 years because they couldn't be fucked to drive a Prius* or switch their Sky+ box off standby?

The not-so-easily-shockable Anthony at WUWT
ain't too fucking impressed either.

Shit! I've just remembered that this story is 3 years old so now we only have 2 years left to pay all those billions of pounds of green taxes to our Governments because that's the only thing they say will save us.

Quick! Quick! Run the fuck around now!

Yeah right.

*I reckon more people have died just because they HAVE bought a Prius.
Take this example for instance ..... death by 13amp plug ;-)

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The UK Government announced today that it will implement most of the recommendations of the recent report produced by the Climate Care Alliance entitled "Only Planet Hating Bastards Drink Fizzy Pop".

The report which was compiled by the Alliance’s scientific research unit based at Trumpington Primary School was unveiled at a star studded media event on the pacific paradise of Vanuatu. Thousands of concerned and interested climate warriors risked ever rising sea levels to be flown-in specially for the report's official publication.

The report highlights the dangers to the environment of the consumption of drinks containing large amounts of CO2. The report makes stark reading for fizzy drink manufacturers. They are accused of helping big oil hoodwink the public about the amount of CO2 they produce by hiding large amounts of it in fizzy pop.

The main thrust of the report focuses on the amounts of CO2 released into the atmosphere when fizzy pop containers are opened . The Climate Care Alliance are the first team of climate researchers to focus on this previously unexplored threat to human survival.

Using the latest climate modeling software available for the Nintendo DS the Alliance has emphatically proved beyond any shadow of a doubt that opening cans and bottles of fizzy pop releases huge amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere directly causing global warming, anthropogenic climate change, drought, famine, floods, avalanches and general gloom and despondency. The report further states that there is some evidence that fizzy pop may be responsible for earthquakes. The Alliance stresses that their findings in this area were not conclusive and needed further research which would require further government funding.

Many of the reports findings are cause for serious concern to mankind.

1. Every time a bottle of Panda pop is opened an angel dies.
2. For every 2 litre bottle of Tango opened an acre of rainforest disappears for EVER. The Earth knows when it's been Tango'd.
3. If everybody in China opened a fizzy pop container at the same time all the Himalayan glaciers would melt within days, and Holland would be completely inundated by the North Sea within35 minutes.
4. The Indonesian tsunami was caused by a large group of Australians carelessly opening bottles of pop during a barbecue on Bondai Beach. The Australian government has hotly refuted this claim because, in the words of the Australian culture minister, "This pommie bastard must be a real gallah if he thinks Aussies drink fizzy pop at barbys. Haven't ya heard of Chardonnay ya pommie puff?"

Speaking at the unveiling of the report the leader of the research team Tarquin Richbastardskid said “The science on this is settled, the increase in the production and consumption of fizzy pop correlates exactly with the increase in temperatures as shown by the world renowned Hockey Stick graph. People who continue to drink fizzy pop in today’s enlightened times are the same sort of people who bombed Dresden and nuked Nagasaki and they be treated accordingly.” Pressed to justify this statement he replied “Look our research proves that anyone who does not agree with us is a Nazi. My grandfather fought the Nazi’s from the cellar under his stately home in Berkshire and I vow here and now to follow his example”

The government has been quick to act on the report by bringing forward legislation which will make the production, sale and possession of fizzy pop a criminal offense punishable by a £250,000 fine, 5 years in prison and forfeiture of all personal assets. When questioned about the severity of the punishment Hilary Benn said “The evil planet killing bastard produce, push and use these ghastly so called "soft drink products" should be treated like the nazi drug pushing pimps they are.”

MPs will be exempt from the new legislation.

Crossposted from the new and excellent Deniersaurus-Rex.


On a more serious note, and a somewhat encouraging one too, Joe Public dropped me a line to draw my attention to a submission by The Institute of Physics to the Parliamentary Science and Technology Committee.

It appears that this group of heavyweights are questioning the CRU UEA credibility:

"The Institute is concerned that, unless the disclosed (CRU) e-mails are proved to be forgeries or adaptations, worrying implications arise for the integrity of scientific research...." 


The CRU e-mails as published on the internet provide prima facie evidence of determined and co-ordinated refusals to comply with honourable scientific traditions and freedom of information law. The principle that scientists should be willing to expose their ideas and results to independent testing and replication by others, which requires the open exchange of data, procedures and materials, is vital. The lack of compliance has been confirmed by the findings of the Information Commissioner. This extends well beyond the CRU itself ...."



The full report can be found here and it makes very interesting reading. Isn't it strange that we don't seem to have heard anything about this in the MSM news recently.

Act On CO2 : It's All Just An Act.

Who or what the fuck is that? I hear you ask.

This from WUWT:

This morning I contacted Norfolk Constabulary with a view to finding out if they had yet ascertained whether the breach at the Climatic Research Unit was a leak or a hack. I have just received a response which is frankly amazing:

 Norfolk Constabulary continues its investigations into criminal offences in relation to a data breach at the University of East Anglia. During the enquiry officers have been working in liaison with the Office of the Information Commissioner and with officers from the National Domestic Extremism Team. The UEA continues to co-operate with the enquiry however major investigations of this nature are of necessity very detailed and as a consequence can take time to reach a conclusion. It would be inappropriate to comment further at this stage.

So there you have it then. If you are one of the growing number of MMGW deniers it appears that you are now also a dangerous extremist. Up there with terrorists and the like, according to the Mi5 website.

It gets worse.

If you go on to the National Domestic Extremism website, they proudly display an explanation of what constitutes 'domestic extremism':
"The terms are generally used to describe the activity, individuals or campaign groups that carry out criminal acts of direct action in furtherance of a campaign. These people and activities usually seek to prevent something from happening or to change legislation or domestic policy, but attempt to do so outside of the normal democratic process."

Well, pardon me for stating the fucking obvious but surely that is an unbelievably accurate description of the way the Labour Government conducts itself.

And then the website goes on to say:
"The tactics used by extremists vary and are always changing. Incidents have included public disorder offences, malicious letters and e-mails, blackmail, product contamination, damage to property and occasionally the use of improvised explosive devices. Domestic extremist campaigns rarely cause a danger to life, but in some cases the aim is to create a climate of fear."


Fuck me, there it was, right at the end of the paragraph . . . "climate of fear". Now is that relevant because the Government are trying to instill a climate of fear by promoting climate change in the hope that enough fear is generated to tax the fuck out of the plebs? Or do the Government just fear the climate change deniers?

Either way, an organisation that was originally set up to counter the activities of the animal rights activists, is now being put to a different use . . . . restricting the climate change deniers.

Fuck 'em!

Act On Co2. It's all just an act.
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Following hot on the heels of the Met Office prediction for a barbecue summer came the equally inaccurate one for a mild winter. Mild winter? Mild fucking winter!

Fucking frozen Britain more like!

"The UK's official weather forecasters are determined that winters should be mild, in the face of the frozen facts", says Christopher Booker, "The reason the Met Office so persistently gets its seasonal forecasts wrong is that it has been hi-jacked from the role for which we pay it nearly £200 million a year, to become one of the world's major propaganda engines for the belief in man-made global warming. Over the past three years, it has become a laughing stock for forecasts which are invariably wrong in the same direction."


So, there you have it, the Met Office are more interested in brainwashing all the gullible dumbfucks, that infest our streets, into thinking that there really is such a thing as MMGW rather than doing what the fuck we pay the lying little lickspittles to do.

Forecast the fucking weather!

Perhaps if the Met Orifice had used the big fuck off computer for what it was really intended, the County Councils wouldn't be running out of bastard rock salt and twatting grit!

Incidentally, I must be in the wrong job. This cunt has just got a 25% pay rise for fucking up the fucking forecasts!

+++UPDATE 1+++

CBBC Newsround get together with the Met Office

+++UPDATE 2+++

Here's the latest pic of Microdave's, now famous, Fiat Panda updated with the latest Grumpy Old Twat stickers. Excellent work MD and many thanks for all your support ;-)

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Things are cumming coming to a head in Copenhagen as Gordon Brown manages a last ditch push, on a gonad global warming agreement, with Barack Obama . . .

via Soylent Green:

You may love him or hate him for his political views but I've got to say that, all things considered, I'm finding it hard to disagree with Nick Griffin on this one . . .

I don't know how many of you have seen the front page of the Independent newspaper today but it didn't impress Microdave too much. In fact he sent me a jpeg of it and asked if I could improve on it at all.

Well, I do like a challenge if the cause is right!


Hmmm, that's much better isn't it?

Microdave seems to think so.
Copies of the revised front page already appear to have a pride of place on the back of his, now infamous, Fiat Panda . . .

In no particular order and unless you know any better of course ;-)