Fuses, C-clips and Generosity

FusesCClipsCirca 1983, Santa Barbara, CA – The Fiat sits in the median. Turning the key does nothing. Jiggling wires and opening the fuse box turns up nothing. The car remains dead. I find a repair shop that can fix Italian cars and have the Fiat towed there at a cost of $30. At my income, that’s a big “ouch.”

The guy calls me the next day and says I can pick up the car. When I come to get it, I ask what caused the breakdown. A fuse had blown. He replaced it. Five bucks.

I’m relieved, but puzzled. All the fuses I’d checked seemed fine. “Where is this fuse?” I ask.

He gives me a funny look. “That’s how we make our money,” he says, and offers no more information.

I’m stunned. I can’t afford to spend another $35 so he can make less than $5 in profit the next time this same fuse blows. When the carburetor jams up a few months later, I find another mechanic who works on Fiats. He’ll fix it, and he tells me I can save some money by removing and replacing the carburetor myself. Gratefully noted. I ask him about the fuse I couldn’t find.

“Beneath the carpet under the driver’s seat,” he says. Sweet! I have a Fiat mechanic.

Same year, different car. The clutch goes out on my Pontiac T1000. I have the car towed to a GM-certified repair place. They grin, shake their heads and fix it on the spot. It’s done in a few minutes.

“How much?” I ask.

“No charge.”

“Really?! What did you do?” I ask.

One of the guys points to a corrugated worm coming out of the firewall. “This sleeve slides over the clutch cable. You pull it out to adjust the amount of play. It’s kept in place by this flimsy aluminum C-clip. These things break all the time.” He reaches into a box and hands me half a dozen of them. “If you run out, come back for more,” he says.

I keep them in the glove compartment. Over the next couple of years, I replace several. Tired of having the clutch go out, I finally cut a piece of pipe to the right length and wire it in place. Problem solved.

One day the car starts growling like an adenoidal chihuahua. It’s lost power, too. I take it to the C-clip guys.

They show me a hole in the manifold.

“How much is this going to cost?” I shudder to ask.

“Nothing. California emissions law requires the entire exhaust system to be maintained under warranty,” they tell me. “We’ll just bill Pontiac.”

Guess whom I recommended wholeheartedly when a friend’s car needs major work?

Minor investments paid off in major trust.

Our First Big Hike

LeafFossilTrail_AP_10x8Circa 2000, Oregon – It’s our first real trip together as a couple. Ping has suggested a tour of some of her favorite places in Oregon. I’m stoked.

I’ve been hiking a lot in the last three years, including a recent solo summit of Mt. Forgotten and a couple of climbs to Camp Muir up at 10,000′ on Mt. Rainier, so I consider myself pretty experienced. I’m looking forward to hiking with this delightful woman: doing something I love with someone I love.

It takes more than four hours to drive to the John Day Fossil Beds. I can hardly wait to get on the trail. I talk when I’m excited, and I’ve been talking nonstop.

We pull into the Leaf Fossil Trail parking area. I get out and pop the trunk, prattling on about the Ten Essentials while I pull out my hiking stuff. As we get ready, I enthusiastically describe each piece of gear: what it’s good for, how I learned about it, and how much weight it saves. I have a lot to say.

“See, when I put this duct tape on my heels and each big toe, and wear these hiking socks, I don’t get blisters. My boots and gaiters have Gore-Tex. They’re not just waterproof; they’re breathable. I’ll never wear non-breathable gaiters again! I can adjust these three-section, collapsible trekking poles to the proper length and level of shock absorption most suitable to the terrain.”

I doublecheck the pack: compass, map, whistle, first aid kit, emergency blanket, fire starter, flashlight, extra batteries, extra layers, extra food, hydration system, lip balm, water filter…

Ping just stands there. She’s been ready to go since she tied her shoes.

Finally, I don my glacier glasses, pocket the protective rubber tips from my trekking poles, clip the hydration system mouthpiece to the strap of my pack, and re-position my camera case. Off we go.

I set a steady “go all day” pace: just quick enough to make good distance without wearing us out. I’m still chattering away like a one-man flock of starlings.

“Wow, great place! Fossils everywhere. Hey, once we’ve been hiking for ten minutes or so, I’ll probably stretch. I used to stretch at the trailhead but now I hike a bit first, just to get warmed up, you know? Did I mention how these trekking poles stick to everything? I don’t need them on this level part of the trail, of course, but they really add stability when crossing streams or snowfields. This is actually my second pair. Yeah, the first ones I got were—”

I’m suddenly speechless. The view is unbelievable.

We’re looking…at…our car. But we just left our car. Why is it here?

We have a map. I pull it out.

The Leaf Fossil Trail turns out to be exactly one quarter mile long. Total. And it’s a loop.

We could have walked the whole trail in less time than it took me to gear up. It probably takes longer to say “Leaf Fossil Trail, John Day Fossil Beds National Monument, Painted Hills Unit” than it takes to hike it.

Way more time will be spent laughing about this. Short hike. High entertainment value.

The Banquet: Part Two

BigDate1977bMay, 1977 – Wheaton, IL. It’s prom night (the Junior/Senior Banquet as they call it in our school). I just got my driver’s license this morning. I don’t remember how to get to my date’s house since I’ve never driven there before. I’m lost.

Thank goodness I gave myself an extra half hour to get there. I use it all before I pull into Gayle’s driveway. I’m not late. Not really. Gingerly, I park the green Plymouth Fury III next to her family’s Cadillac Seville. Her younger brother Brad is in the garage, getting their motorcycles ready for summer. They have a boat in there, too, and a private plane parked at the local airport.

I am so far out of my social league, I can’t even see it from here, but Gayle agreed to go with me to the banquet. I take a deep breath and get out of the car. I’m wearing an ill-fitting blue tuxedo, white tube socks and dress shoes.

Brad stands up and wipes his hands on a rag. “May I help you with something, sir?”

“Uh, yes, I’m here to pick up a Miss…Gayle?” I say, trying to match his easygoing gallantry. Not even close.

“Mark,” he says. “Hold out your hand.”

I do. It’s shaking like a leaf.

“She’s just a girl, Mark.”

“I know,” I say, not that knowing it makes any difference. I show him the little box from the florist. “What do I do with this?” I ask. I have no clue.

“Give her the whole thing,” he says. “She’ll know what to do with it.”

I make it to the front door. Gayle’s mom opens it and ushers me in. She announces my presence to the foyer and my date arrives in a pale blue dress. I say stuff like “wow, you look great” and “here’s the corsage” and “okay, you want me to stand where?” as photos are taken in front of the grand piano. Just like that, I get a cameo in the family history.

I escort Gayle to the car, open the door for her, close it without catching her dress in it, walk around to the driver’s side and get in. I back out of the driveway as gingerly as I pulled in. Transmission in Drive. Turn signal. Mirror check. We’re off.

Moments later, I’m lost again. Fortunately, Gayle knows the area. After a few re-directions, we have the banquet hall in sight. I’m thinking about how I will make that left turn into the parking lot when I realize the car in front of me has stopped. I lock all four wheels. My prom date almost hits the windshield. Maybe she actually does, I don’t know, but I apologize profusely as she settles back into her seat and tries not to look ruffled.

No bones broken. No bumper impact. Nerves are shattered, but that is all. We make it to a parking space without further drama.

The banquet is pleasant. I enjoy the musician. I won’t remember the food. I’m glad to be escorting Gayle; she’s nice about it. Friends stop by to chat. As things wind down, a group of us decide to go somewhere after the banquet. Once out of the parking lot, though, I realize I can’t find the place we’re supposed to meet.

That’s it, then. I drive Gayle home. She knows how to get there.

As we drive, I say I had a good time. I say it more than once. Actually, more than three times. At least. She says it was nice. We get to her house and I walk her to the front door.

When I made my reservation a few weeks before, the guys were in shock. “With who? Gayle?! Really? You gonna kiss her good night?”

“No!” I said.

“Idiot!” they cried.

I’m a man of my word. Gayle goes inside; I go back to the car. Lip contact is not involved.

I drive straight home. I walk in the front door and I’m surprised to see my parents sitting in the living room. They’re just as surprised to see me. It’s late for them, but it’s early for a prom night. Really early for a prom night. It’s not even tomorrow yet.

“How was it?” they ask.

“It was fine,” I say. It was. I go to my room and hang up my rented tux. I’m one of the few upperclassmen who gets some sleep that night.

At school a few days later, some guys are comparing notes. They call me over. “What happened? You and Gayle were going to meet with us afterward.”

“I couldn’t find the place, so I took her home.”

Sure you did! Did you kiss her good night?”

“No!”

“Idiot!”

I’m still glad I went. Thanks for going with me, Gayle. Your graciousness was much appreciated.