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Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts

Friday, October 31, 2014

Reason #857 why I will never leave Chicago....

This is what today is SUPPOSED to be about...
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However, THIS is what today has looked like all day here in ChiTown...

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Right now, it's about 33 degrees, and the wind is howling with wind gusts of about 40 MPH.  I LOVE IT!

Sorry, Jen.  I know you're swearing up a storm (in your head, of course!) and probably turning that mug of coffee into a tasty adult beverage right about now.

I do feel bad for my Monkey, though.  But, she's got plenty of Halloweens coming to make up for it.  Plus, she went to an awesome Halloween party with her mommy last Friday, so I think she'll be fine.

By the way....

 It was about 80 here on Monday....

And, I have a story about Monday that I plan to share soon. =)

Monday, August 19, 2013

Un-freakin'-believable

It's been a while since I've felt the kind of burning rage that this post brought on.  I literally could not control the physical response my body had while reading this.  My heart started pounding incredibly hard and fast, and I thought I might have a panic attack.  The more I read, the worse it got.  I realized when I got to the end that my jaw was literally hanging to my chest.  I first read this about 4 hours ago, and I still have a knot in my stomach because of it.  The whole thing sickens me.  Go check it out, please.

Saturday, June 30, 2012

What the hell is wrong with some people?! (updated)

Does anyone else think this is outrageous?


Here's the link to the online article where I lifted this video. I can't believe this bully was put on PAID leave. That's unbelievable!! I don't care what happened before this BABY landed in time out. He's a THREE year-old, and she's supposed to be a responsible ADULT. Watching this just turned my stomach. This chick wouldn't have made it 5 minutes at the Hell-Hole if she can't deal with THIS. It just makes me so sad for this little boy. What did this "time out" teach him? To counter angry/upset feelings with more angry/upset feelings? That if you're bigger, you can push people around and taunt them? What the hell was she thinking?!

First of all, she should have placed him in time out, and walked away. It's time out!! If she really HAD to talk to him, it should have been after the 3 minutes was up, and it should have been about what he was thinking/feeling. She should have acknowledged his feelings (anger, sadness, whatever it was) and talked about how he could better deal with those feelings. (It's not ok to throw toys when we're angry, etc) It absolutely should NOT have been, "Come on, tough guy!" and all the other garbage that spewed from her big mouth.

I don't know why this has touched such a nerve with me, but I'm seriously pissed off and upset about this video. Maybe I've been away from the babies for too long, I don't know. What I DO know is this video makes my inner-three-year-old want to slap that bitch!

I saw this article last night, and it also had me upset. What had me most upset, I think, is that this poor baby is just about the same age as my Monkey. I can't even, for one second, imagine someone treating her like this.

I supposed I should just stop reading/watching the news, huh? I don't think my heart, or stomach, can take it anymore.

***UPDATE***
1:45Pm

Ok, I noticed that the above video said "Part 2" so I made the mistake of looking for Part 1. Oh my hell, now I REALLY want to smack the ever-livin' shit out of this psycho bitch!!!! See for yourself. Maybe YOU can figure out which one has the maturity of a three year old.

This broad has a serious problem. Who the hell thinks that's an appropriate way to talk to a child?! Hell, a BABY. HELLO, HE'S THREE!!! Why would she keep antagonizing him to point of screaming. The poor thing is completely frustrated! Um, yeah, kids that age sometimes throw toys. Get over it! Your job(and, yes, his parents' job, as well) is to teach him that it's not ok to do that, and show him how to channel his anger/frustration elsewhere. It's not to be the CAUSE of that anger/frustration!! This bitch is pure evil. There's a special place in hell for people like this.

Man, I wish I would have just left well-enough alone. Now my blood is boiling. I think I may need a drink. Time to fire up the margarita machine. (In all fairness, I spent the 4 hours between these two postings outside in the Hades-like heat, pulling weeds/trees, and FINALLY planting my tomatoes and basil. So, trust me, the margarita is well-deserved!!)

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Oh, come ON!!!

I ran to the grocery store at about 6:30 tonight to grab a couple of things for dinner. THIS is what I saw when I started my car!!

ImageWTF!? We are now on Week 3 of temps that are, quite frankly, abnormal. It's been in the 80s for over a week now. Ninety-freakin'-one?! At 6:30!?

We have cousins who live in California. One of them emailed my brother today to tell him that it was snowing in the mountains, and that they had freakin' FROST in San Diego! And, he sent a screen shot from his local news that specifically listed the town we live in, with a temp of 86 listed. He wants to know what the hell is going on. I wish I knew. I think I've had enough now. Two weeks ago, it was nice. Last week, I was loving it. But over the weekend, as the temps climbed into the upper 80s, and now 90s today, I'm so over it. I'm ready for the 50s to come back. You know, like it's SUPPOSED to be in March in Chicago!!!

Monday, March 5, 2012

Somebody dropped the ball...

This car was parked next to me when I came out of the eye doctor's office Saturday morning. It seems to me that someone in the Illinois Secretary of State's office is either woefully out of touch with modern lingo, or was sleeping on the job.

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Friday, June 24, 2011

Why do I want to bitch-slap this nutball?

I've posted many times about the Friday feature in the Chicago Sun-Times called "This Week in WTF?" Here's a wacky little gem from today's post.



I know it's wrong, but I want to throttle this freak!! Actually, I'm sure it's all a kooky act, but it still irritates me.

Thank God this was also there today to make me smile.

Friday, May 6, 2011

WTF?!

No, really. What the absolute FUCK?! This is from my favorite Friday feature in the Chicago Sun-Times, "Week in WTF?!" It is seriously the WTF-iest one I've ever seen.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Got a minute? Then watch this...

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I've posted several times now about The Chicago Sun-Times' feature on Fridays called "This week in WTF?!" This week's list was particularly amusing. This was my favorite video:


This one was pretty funny, too.

You should click around on the rest just for fun.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

I Heart Chicago!

Do you remember my friend, Mrs. F., from school? (We had that baby shower for her a while back?) Well, her husband recently started a new job with an armored guard service. Yesterday, we had a staff development day (yay! no kids!) and she and I went out for lunch. While we were eating, her husband called, and told her there had been an armed robbery involving one of their trucks. Here's a link to the Chicago Sun Times article about it.

Now, the reason I'm even sharing this is because, after reading the entire article, (and thinking, "Thank God that wasn't Art's truck!" the whole time), I get to the very last line:

“It’s a quiet corner most of the time, other than the regular drug and gang activity,” said a worker at a nearby shop.

Is it wrong that my first thought was - only in Chicago!!! Now, you guys know I couldn't possibly love my city any more than I already do, but sometimes, I just have to shake my head at the crazy shit.

Friday, December 31, 2010

This Year in WTF!?

I've written before about the Friday feature in the Chicago Sun-Times called "This Week in WTF." Well, today they put together a pretty funny one, with the their favorite viral videos of 2010. Enjoy!

Friday, December 10, 2010

This week in WTF....

I've written before about The Chicago Sun-Times feature on Fridays, called "This Week in WTF." Man, this one may be one of the WTF-iest!!! (yes, it IS a word, thank you very much!)



The Sun-Times changed their online format this week, and I can't decide if I like it yet. So far, not so much...

Friday, December 3, 2010

I couldn't make this up if I tried...

Immediately after posting today's prompt and answer, I pulled up the online version of the Chicago Sun-Times, as I do every day. Every Friday, they have a feature called This Week in WTF. (I've posted about it before.) This was on there today.


How completely apropos after my last post!!

Monday, November 8, 2010

I've been a busy little bee tonight...

Ok, let me get my bitching out the way first, so I can get on with the rest of this post. Why in the HELL was it in the 70s today!?!? They're predicting record breaking high temps for Wednesday. Why, oh why!? Well, at least I won't have to turn the heat back on this week, right? The 10 hours I had it on over the weekend was enough for me. Oh, wait! I'm listening to the news right now, and the weather guy just said "things will be going downhill after Wednesday." We're supposed to get a "big chill" next week. Ah...ok...all is right with the world again. Well, at least MY world. ;-)

Now, on to the rest of this boring post. I made a couple of things for school today that I thought I would share. (Gee, can you tell it's NaBloPoMo?) This first one is for my buddy, Suz. We have some basic school rules at the Hell-Hole. There are signs hanging all around the building that say, "Be safe. Be respectful. Be responsible." We recently added these three rules to our morning opening exercise, right after the Kids At Hope Pledge. Well, those rules lent themselves perfectly to the following:

ImageHave I mentioned lately how much I LOVE my laminator? Oh, and Print Shop Deluxe. Yep, love that, too! I found the bee in a kit I bought from Scholastic that's nothing but patterns. These turned out cuter than I thought they would. I can't wait to hang them up tomorrow.

These next cuties are for a literacy center that I'm putting together.Image It was an idea I found on a website that was created to go with our reading series. The center/game is called "Click It." There was a page you could print out to make little cameras. But, remarkably, we had this cute little camera die for our die cutter. I couldn't believe my luck! Nothing to copy, nothing to cut out. (well, ok, I did have to cut them out after I laminated them, but at least I didn't have to cut them out twice.) Just put the paper on the die and run it through the machine. I was able to do 4 at a time. I made 12, but now I'm thinking I may just make enough for the whole class later this week. I love how the laminating film makes the perfect little window. The idea behind the game is that you make circles (the same size as the camera lens) with whatever words you're working on, and you spread them out on the table. Then, you call out a word, and the children "take a picture" of it by putting their camera over it, so the word shows in the lens. Cute, right? You can make one set of words for each child, or just one set, and give a point to the first child to find it. I hope the babies like it.

One more center/game from that website. I can't remember what they called it. Flip It?

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These are going to be pancakes. (Again, a page was available to print and cut out, but why, when the die cutter will make perfect circles?) On one side, you put the words you want to work with. I love that you can write on the laminating film with a Vis a Vis marker, and then just wipe it off, so I can use the same pancakes over and over every week, and just change the words. You put all the 'pancakes' down on the table (or, we'll probably play this on the carpet) with the words face-down. Then, the kids take turns using a real spatula to 'flip' a pancake. If you can read the word, you get to keep the pancake in your stack. If not, you return it to the table. When the words are all gone, the person with the most pancakes wins. I'm thinking of eliminating this aspect of the game, though. I did print out the recording sheet that went with this game. It has a series of circles (pancakes) on the sheet. After the pancakes have all been claimed, the children then record their words on the sheet. This sheet will then serve as the assessment piece for this center. Again, cute, right?

Wow, it's way past my bedtime. This time change has completely screwed up my internal clock. I still haven't changed the clock in my bedroom (I'm gonna do it as soon as I hit publish, I swear!) so when I woke up and saw the clock read 4am, my first thought was, "oo, but now it's really 3 am, so I can still sleep for a couple of hours! Yeah, well that happened about every 30-45 minutes after that until I finally just got up around 5:30. I'm not exactly sure how I'm even awake right now. I think writing this gave me my second wind, since I could barely make it through Dancing with the Stars, which you know I heart big time!

Oh my hell, I have Nightline on right now, and they're doing a story about some cockamamie 'camp' that is supposed to help gay men turn straight. What the actual fuck?!? This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever freakin' heard of!! It's called Journey Into Manhood. And, you know what, that's all I'm going to say about it because this bullshit doesn't deserve anymore of my time.

On that note, I'm putting my completely irritated ass to bed.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Today in "WTF!?"

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Read the whole story here.




I found this today over at detentionslip.org which is one of my new favorite blogs. If you haven't checked it out yet over on my blogroll, you should. It's all crazy stories that are school-related. This one is just over the top!!