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What Steam operators Valve are and aren't prepared to allow onto their storefront has been a major talking point for the past year or so, especially when it comes to mature or sexually-themed content. Our Edwin's done some fine reporting on the topic and how it relates to payment processors, as well as delving into individual cases like Santa Ragione's Horses.

Now, the developers of point-and-click comedy Earth Must Die say things looked "unclear" for a bit in terms of whether they'd be able to launch on Steam, with the platform then offering a thumbs up after reviewing footage of an "alien orgy".

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Jan. 28th, 2026 09:22 am
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Helped bring this dog down to be on the air.
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Wednesday Reading Meme

Jan. 28th, 2026 10:05 am
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What I Just Finished Reading

Kate Seredy’s The Open Gate. Driving toward their destination for summer vacation, a New York City family pauses at a farm auction. No one is bidding on the farmland itself, so Granny cunningly suggests to Dad, “Why don’t you bid? Just to get things started?”

“DON’T YOU DO IT, BOY!” I shouted, but as so often happens, the characters ignored my wise advice.

Of course Dad wins the farm. Of course, the family has to stay the night, and having stayed one night, they have to keep on staying. And then Granny goes to another farm auction, promising piously not to open her mouth to bid–

“YOU DON’T HAVE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO BID AT AN AUCTION!” I shouted at Dad, who once again foolishly failed to listen to me. He accepted Granny’s promise, and Granny promptly rules-lawyered the farm into two cows (both pregnant) and two horses (also both pregnant) by bidding with a twitch of the hand.

I am all for people going back to the land if they want to, but I prefer stories about it to feature people who actually want to, rather than people who get bamboozled into it by Granny.

Multiple people have recommended Uketsu’s Strange Houses (translated by Jim Rion), and it did NOT disappoint. The book is a mystery based around floor plans, and I am happy to report that there are indeed MANY floor plans (I love a floor plan), which makes the book an even zippier read than you might guess from its size.

Now, do I think the mystery is “plausible” or “makes psychological sense”? Well, no, not really, and if it took longer to read that might have bothered me. But the floor plans and the pacing make the book fly by, and I enjoyed it for what it was, which is an amusingly bizarre puzzle box mystery with, let me repeat, enough floor plans to satisfy even my floor-plan-mad self.

What I’m Reading Now

After years of procrastination, I’ve begun Umberto Eco’s The Name of the Rose. Happy to report that this ALSO features a floorplan in the endpapers. All the rooms are lettered, but curiously the key only includes some of the letters, so we are left guessing just which room Q might be.

What I Plan to Read Next

Obviously I need to read Uketsu’s Strange Pictures, too.

饥饿契约

Jan. 28th, 2026 02:50 pm
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Cake&Fork设定,Fork为捕食者,Cake为猎物,都是人群中少量的存在,Fork能感知到Cake,且每个Fork只有唯一Cake,Cake无法感知到Fork。
聪明又笨拙的Shane宝宝开始自己的捕食计划💪

Words: 3632, Chapters: 1/?, Language: 中文-普通话 國語

i want to cook chicken soup for you

Jan. 28th, 2026 02:40 pm
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Posted by gimmekiss (nightcereusss)

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“I’ll get you your medicine.” There was silence at the other end. It made Shane nervous. Did he cross the line?

“...Why?”

He could ask himself the same thing.

“...Because I’m already outside?”

“Ah. You are eager to see me, yes? You miss me?”

“Ugh fine. I’ll just let you giant head stew in there until it mushes.”

“No, Shane—” there it was again! “Fine, you can get me my medicine.”

Why did it sound like Rosanov was doing him a favor?

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What if Shane and Ilya got an earlier chance to exist at each other's orbits without having sex or fighting? Or both?

Warning: tags might change

Words: 2174, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

your name on my skin

Jan. 28th, 2026 02:20 pm
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Posted by innocencediedscreaming

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This is stupid, he thinks to himself.

And yet, a few taps later, he’s staring at the search bar, typing three words he never would have expected to Google when he woke up that morning.

Ilya Rozanov thong.

or

Shane buys lingerie and Ilya loses his mind.

Words: 12641, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

when the floor gives

Jan. 28th, 2026 12:58 pm
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Posted by bonepetals

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Shane believes in hockey. Ilya believes in the art of outlasting. They both arrive to Boston carrying very different things.

When two college players wanted by the Raiders meet, the argument stops being about hockey and starts being about what matters—what they might come to mean to each other, and the devastating quiet of that answer.

Words: 3045, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

your name on my skin

Jan. 28th, 2026 02:20 pm
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This is stupid, he thinks to himself.

And yet, a few taps later, he’s staring at the search bar, typing three words he never would have expected to Google when he woke up that morning.

Ilya Rozanov thong.

or

Shane buys lingerie and Ilya loses his mind.

Words: 12641, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Spaces between us

Jan. 28th, 2026 02:13 pm
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Posted by Tonightsthenight10

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Shane tries to leave Rozanov’s house, overwhelmed by fear and uncertainty about their complicated relationship. Rozanov, pulls him back inside, forcing them to talk.

Title from Spaces by One Direction

Words: 1112, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

when the floor gives

Jan. 28th, 2026 12:58 pm
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Posted by bonepetals

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Shane believes in hockey. Ilya believes in the art of outlasting. They both arrive to Boston carrying very different things.

When two college players wanted by the Raiders meet, the argument stops being about hockey and starts being about what matters—what they might come to mean to each other, and the devastating quiet of that answer.

Words: 3057, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

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and god, I love her so much. She truly is a sweet and gentle kitty.

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Shane confesses he imagined Ilya the entire time he was with Rose Landry, couldn’t even stay hard without picturing Ilya’s mouth and cock. Ilya, burning with possession, demands the filthy details while he gets on his knees for Shane.

-🏒-

“Tell me again,” Ilya says, voice low, almost a growl. “Everything you thought about when you were inside her.”

Words: 1464, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of Hollanov

when the floor gives

Jan. 28th, 2026 12:58 pm
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What dark motive leads a successful teen comedian who has vowed never to date anyone less funny than her to help an unfunny but otherwise personable young man work on his comedic skills?

Someone Hertz, volume 1 by Ei Yamano (Translated by David Evely)

Spooks (MI5) - Beefburger Mistake

Jan. 28th, 2026 01:52 pm
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Title: Beefburger Mistake
Fandom: Spooks (MI5) - Werewolf AU
Rating: G

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Arc Raiders has a new Headwinds game update that, amongst many other things, removes an extravagantly drawn-out puzzle from the game’s Buried City map. Introduced in December, the puzzle in question saw people tracking down and pushing 15 buttons in a certain order to unlock a secret chamber containing an actual, strummable guitar. As of this updating, you’ll now be able to buy that guitar at Shani’s, like a millionaire tourist paying to be flown to the top of Mount Everest.

I regard this as a dilution of the game, on paper, but I am not one of the players who’ve driven themselves crackers trying to get hold of the instrument (or paying real money for the battle pass to unlock it). Arc Raiders is a multiplayer game, of course, so even if you survive being shot at while stampeding between buttons, it’s possible another, distant player might innocently press one and reset your progress.

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The Professionals- Warming Up

Jan. 28th, 2026 01:41 pm
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Title: Warming Up
Fandom: The Professionals
Rating: Teen and up
Notes: Set immediately after the end of the episode Private Madness, Public Danger. Bodie and Doyle are both out of the water but Doyle is still shivering.

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Out, loud, and very much in love

Jan. 28th, 2026 01:13 pm
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Shane thought an engagement photoshoot would be easy. Smile, stand close to Ilya, try not to blink weird. Simple.

Except every photo feels staged, every pose feels wrong, and the pressure to capture a love they once had to hide starts closing in on his chest. Surrounded by perfect flowers, perfect lighting, and the future waiting for them, Shane spirals trying to find one picture that feels real enough to last forever.

They do get the photo in the end. Just not the way he expected.

Words: 771, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

you must know life to see decay

Jan. 28th, 2026 01:04 pm
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Posted by QueenElizabethIII

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Ilya felt one of those phantom pains, this one his hip, from himself at fifteen years old. He hadn’t been scared to fight back at that age. He even relished in it when Alexei or his father had been especially cruel. His older brother had accidentally shoved him into a wall during one of their games, his hip knocking into the hard edge of the doorframe. In return, Ilya threw Alexei into the couch so hard it broke. He’d gotten the belt for it while Alexei walked free.

Or, a post-win celebration has Shane and Ilya in the locker room with their team, play-fighting, and Ilya accidentally bruises Shane's ribs. He hadn't even realized it, but he'd become exactly like his brother.

Words: 7841, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of to the victor belong the spoils

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A South Korean court sentenced former first lady Kim Keon Hee on Wednesday to one year and eight months in jail after finding her guilty of accepting Chanel bags and a diamond pendant from Unification Church officials in return for political favours.

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A couple stands together on a sunny golf course.

Some Ontario residents who typically spend their winters in the U.S. say they’ve recently opted to buy property in Mexico instead.  The shift comes as some snowbirds grow uneasy about the political climate under U.S. President Donald Trump.

My lawnmower

Jan. 28th, 2026 12:49 pm
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Posted by bylerelmax

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Jackie and Hayden really want to meet the infamous Lily and manage to procure "her" phone number.
This takes place a few months after the boyfriends-conversation, but before Ilya moves to Ottawa.

Words: 2454, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

i want to live (not just survive)

Jan. 28th, 2026 12:26 pm
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Posted by Goldenbucky

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Shane Hollander's carefully rebuilt life cracks the moment his girlfriend, Rose Landry, reveals that his former situationship, the one man he never completely had, Ilya Rozanov, is going to be a father with his childhood best friend, Svetlana Vetrova.

Haunted by the memories of his emotional fallout with Ilya that he never repaired, the love he never fully let go of... he's convinced he's lost Ilya for good.

Shane is forced to face the ugly truth he's been running from.

How long can he possibly cling to the life he's built with Rose when he knows, deep down, that his entire soul, body, and heart belong to the one man he can never have again?

The question isn't if his new life will fall apart, but how long can he pretend it hasn't already?

Words: 1544, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Гребаная Оттава

Jan. 28th, 2026 12:14 pm
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Posted by ShiNeSam

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Клифф растерялся настолько, что не смог сразу подобрать хоть какие-то слова. К счастью, остальные парни выразили все его чувства за него.

— Рози, ты что, ударился головой? — воскликнул Хаммерсмит, отпуская конек на пол.

Остальные подхватили ажиотаж, и вопросы посыпались со всех сторон:

— Захотелось зарплату побольше?

— Да кто будет платить больше Бостона?

— Скажи, что ты шутишь…

— Скажи, что это не Канада, братан!

Words: 2191, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Русский

but there you are waiting

Jan. 28th, 2026 12:13 pm
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Posted by cottage_loons

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Shane woke up in hospital to Ilya Rozanov sitting at his bedside.

With the new and terrifying thing growing between them recently, Shane was pretty chuffed that Ilya’s found a way to be at his side.

But something isn’t quite right.

Or, another Shane has amnesia fic

Words: 455, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Carnations

Jan. 28th, 2026 11:58 am
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Posted by ravenoclock

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Shane gently brushes Ilya’s hair off his cheeks. Even in a hospital bed it’s as if someone had placed a halo above his head. He smooths the frown off Ilya’s face and traces his cheeks.
Gorgeous, Shane thinks to himself.
Ilya huffs, eyes opening to stare up at him.
“Shit did I say that out loud?”
“You are very expressive,” explains Ilya, reaching up to pinch Shane’s cheek.
“You didn’t even open your eyes,” argues Shane.
“That is how expressive you are.”
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AU where Ilya gets injured, Shane brings carnations, Rose is emotional support, and Svetlana is a little shit.
Non-canon compliant because I haven’t read the books.

Words: 2431, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

The Lily-Bear

Jan. 28th, 2026 11:25 am
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Posted by Anonymous

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"No!" yelled one of the twins. "No! We know this one!"
"Er... right, of course you do," said Shane. Because yeah, figured.
His phone signaled an incoming text. Shane checked it, hoping it was Hayden with the news that they were on their way. It wasn't.
Lily: 1 new message
Shane stared at the screen, felt the tips of his ears go red as his eyes went wide. Here, in this bedroom on soft, fluffy pink rug, it felt like being hit with an asteroid: two-worlds colliding.
"Uncle Shane! A stolly! You pllomise stolly!!"
"Right, I did." He locked his screen again and looked at their determined, tired faces. So painfully familiar. It was the same face that Hayden wore semi-permanently during the play-offs last season. It meant playing through exhaustion, bruises that went deep into tissue, joint pain... It meant not giving up. Which was great and admirable on the ice. Less ideal now.
It occurred to him, there was a clear solution to make them stop arguing whether they knew a story or not.
"You definitely haven't heard this one before. It's... about a bear... Called Lily..."

Or: One morning babysitting the Pike twins changes the course of Shane's life.

Words: 3529, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

dripping condensation...

Jan. 28th, 2026 11:21 am
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Posted by huacheesecake

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Shane wanted to be Ilya’s bitch.

He wanted to be Ilya’s dribbly, pissy, disobedient little puppy, humping every soft surface in sight.

Cunt leaking at one whiff of Ilya’s scent.

Cumming at the sound of Ilya’s voice.

Shane wanted to feel full, to be left desperate and wanting, to be ruined by Ilya’s touch.

Or

Shane wants to be Ilya's desperate, pissy bitch. Puppy play and piss ensues.

Words: 5941, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of better find a mop...

Shane Hollander Loves Lilies

Jan. 28th, 2026 11:05 am
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Posted by That_bitch_without_a_life

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Shane would like it to be known that it is not his fault that the stadium is now full of women carrying lilies. He blames Rose, in fact he blames Rose and every member of the Montreal Metros, especially Hayden.

She said it would be so funny for her to give him flowers. She said it would be so funny that she spread an inside joke with the lilies. Shane is not laughing right now; in fact, he’s being laughed at by every single member of his team.

Words: 10022, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

self control

Jan. 28th, 2026 10:24 am
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Posted by teroro

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“You’re sweet,” Shane mumbles, leaning into the touch.

“No one would believe if you told them.”

“I don’t care. You’re always sweet with me.”

“Mm. I have to be, hm? Have to be gentle with my boy.”

Or, a bad game throws Shane into his head. Ilya knows how to pull him out of it.

Words: 8722, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

I wish I could run to you

Jan. 28th, 2026 10:19 am
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Posted by sailorvash25

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Shane gets his bell rung by Cliff Marlow. Ilya doesn't know it, but he's going to be fine. In the agony of the unknown, Ilya comes to a few realizations.

Words: 2517, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

ilya rozanov gets brainwashed

Jan. 28th, 2026 10:17 am
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Posted by tinytaeil

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Ilya does not like Hayden Pike.

He appreciates him as a friend of Shane's, a good friend, and can recognise that he has excellent taste in people as evidenced by both Jackie and Shane, but Ilya definitely, absolutely, does not like him.

TikTok, gradually, wears him down.

Words: 4109, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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