Throbbing and pulsing... or maybe not.
Jan. 30th, 2006 09:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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The things we find by following links that other people leave in friends of friends journals...
An LJer by the name of SailorJim has reposted an article he wrote many years ago, in which an author muses on the proper way to describe the male appendage as Our Hero tries to complete an assignation with Our Heroine - is there a dignified way to get the point across? I think anyone who reads or writes sex scenes will enjoy this, and possibly learn something from it. Be warned - do NOT be eating or drinking anything as you read On the Subject of Penises... by Sailor Jim
ETA: Here's an alternate link in case the LJ is deleted. <g> I laughed all over again. There's just something about "boingy, boingy, boingy" that sets me off every time.
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The things we find by following links that other people leave in friends of friends journals...
An LJer by the name of SailorJim has reposted an article he wrote many years ago, in which an author muses on the proper way to describe the male appendage as Our Hero tries to complete an assignation with Our Heroine - is there a dignified way to get the point across? I think anyone who reads or writes sex scenes will enjoy this, and possibly learn something from it. Be warned - do NOT be eating or drinking anything as you read On the Subject of Penises... by Sailor Jim
ETA: Here's an alternate link in case the LJ is deleted. <g> I laughed all over again. There's just something about "boingy, boingy, boingy" that sets me off every time.
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OH DEAR GOD!
Date: Jan. 31st, 2006 06:26 am (UTC)Re: OH DEAR GOD!
Date: Feb. 1st, 2006 03:52 am (UTC)Oh, I know. Last night, I couldn't hear the TV over my own laughter. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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Date: Jan. 31st, 2006 07:56 am (UTC)I do remember some years ago, reading a piece by a male slash fan trying ever so tactfully to explain that It Don't Bend Like Indiarubber... and if it did, the excruciating howls of agony would rather kill the mood...
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Date: Feb. 1st, 2006 03:54 am (UTC)Oh, I dunno - dream about how fun it would be to take the towel off the boingy rod...
Sounds hilarious. If you ever find it, pass it on.
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Date: Jan. 31st, 2006 06:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Feb. 1st, 2006 03:57 am (UTC)You're stronger than I am. I started giggling at demented conductor's baton, laughing out loud at "Sit, Hard Manhood", and quickly reached hysterical. The guy really has talent. And, you're welcome.
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Date: Jan. 31st, 2006 07:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: Feb. 1st, 2006 04:06 am (UTC)Oh, God, that would be an awful way to go! Fortunately, I was at home, so no restraints, but I did scare the cat out of the room. *g*
Glad you enjoyed it.
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