Showing posts with label disney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label disney. Show all posts

Thursday, April 02, 2015

disneyfy my fragments

Close encounters of the fragment kind. Are you old enough to remember that sci-fy movie? Please enjoy your close encounter with my fragments of thought. More posts of the fragmented nature can be found at Mrs. 4444’s blog.


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Do you go back and review your own old posts? I suspect most bloggers do at times. A blog does serve as a record. Today I was browsing through a few old posts and came across a post about this interesting blog I had found. Was it still there?, I wondered. Yes, it still offers up the same interesting pictures as it did before. The blog is called Awesome People Hanging Out Together (I included the link if you wish to click on the name).

Here’s a recent picture from the site. The blonde that Bill Hader appears to be dropping on her head is Amy Poehler. The pictures are posted with just the celebrities identified. No explanation. What do you think happen to create this scene? Did Amy just suddenly leap into the air?

The following celebrities are goofing off in this picture, Andy Samberg, Nick Offerman and wife Megan Mullally, Adam Scott, Bill Hader, Bill Murray, Paul Rudd, and Amy Poehler




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It occurred to me the other day that much more of my life has been lived in the 20th century. I don’t realistically expect to be around in my upper nineties so I’ll always be a last century man. Some days I’m as mixed up as a vegetarian cattle rancher. Then there are days I’m off my mental reservation. Would those be the better days to blog?


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Smartphone people - all swipe and no talk.



Disneyfy
I don’t know if it is an official word. Disney (that big media company) has disneyfied many stories and even animals. That’s not all bad depending on the age of the audience. I suppose cute dwarfs living together in the forest is fine for childhood fantasies. Hopefully as an adult, one would know not to address a real person with the dwarfism medical condition as Happy or Sleepy. Also, many of the old folk tales would not be politically correct today. I do remember getting a book of original folk tales and discovering that some of the stories were not so appropriate for our kids night time reading.

The reason I mention this is my recent discovery of foot mutilation in the Brother Grimm's tale of Cinderella. The wonderful internet will quickly produce many references to original versions of the Cinderella story that include the stepmother instructing her daughter to cut their foot (toe heel) so the slipper will fit. The stepmother tells them once they are queen they will not need to walk.

While I would not want to discuss this type of thinking with young children, I do think older teens might benefit from a discussion of extreme actions like this. Also, I find it very interesting and puzzling that the original tales would include it.



Oh maybe this will help you remember that movie:





Wednesday, January 04, 2012

sister goes to Disney World, I got a picture

That's OK because Disney World over the holidays can be a bit too crowded for my taste. Speaking of taste, did I mention that one of the Disney restaurants inspired me to create “Fat Ass Donuts”.


Actually I have not created anything but a donut hole so far. I just wrote a post on the idea once. 

What was I going to write about? 

Oh yeah, this picture I got. 

Really I do appreciate that my BIL thought of my blog and sent me a picture including the background for me to use. 

Ready 

May the force be with you 
or wind to your back 
or may the batteries remain fresh in your light-saber
or I don’t know it been too long since I watched “Star Wars”. 
Chewbacca makes me want to choke on a hairball. Love the R2D2 and CP3O robots though.


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Outside the Star Wars ride at Disney Hollywood Studios they were “recruiting Padawan” or “future Jedi Knights”, all of whom were about 8-9 years old. They were given some quick light sabers hand-to-hand combat training. Darth Vader and Darth Maul appear and engaged each kid in hand-to-hand combat. 

Funny was how deadly serious each kid was and how awesome it must have been for each of them. They were screaming the Jedi Oath, which went something like “I will only use my light saber in defense, never for aggression… protect the galaxy… etc.. or back into the crowd I must go…” They told one little boy to use the force and push the white-suited Imperial Storm Troopers away with a Push of his hand into the air. The kid made a dramatic gesture pushing the air with his open hand and the storm troopers fell back about 10 feet. Hilarious.

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

fat ass donuts

(note/background - I'm fat. I never considered myself very fat and still don't most of the time. Of course there is that one moment when you glance in the mirror getting out of the shower. That mirror makes me look fat. So the following might be received as making fun of fat people. Well if so then I'm just making fun of myself.)

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"Family Style" restaurants should not have menus. 

Is your family offered a menu at home? 

My only offers were eat this or be sent to my room. Oh and that was back when "your room" didn't have an entertainment center in it. From what I noticed, to threaten the equivalent today you would need to send them to a walk-in closet. And even then, daughters would be entertained by going through the shoes.

Back to the restaurant - Lisleman's Sitdown Eat This and Like It 
- Hours - when I feel like it.

It would be very inexpensive. No menu. Buffet style - get it before the next guy does.

You would first be seated in a living room with couches and lazy boys. But when you enter, Uncle John already has the best seat and controls the remote so you either watch or not. If you complain you must leave.

After enough victims customers arrive. Aunt Vicky yells from the other room, "Dinner's ready". No assigned seating. You just need to be lucky. I-was-sitting-there arguments will provide entertainment for all.

During dinner, school age children will be asked how school was and told to eat their vegetables. Twenty-somethings will be asked, "when are you going to get a real job."

Anyone still left after Grandpa gives a lengthy lecture about the difficulties of his youth will be rewarded with the finest of calorie filled desserts.

Every meal comes with fat ass donuts for dessert.

Fat Ass Donuts - You don't need to be an ass to love fat ass donuts.

Actually in the really world (not that Disney World is all that real) wife and I actually ate at a retro themed restaurant.

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Disney World has a home kitchen themed restaurant in their Hollywood Studios park. It's called "50's Prime Time Cafe. You sit in small groups at a kitchen table. You think you just stepped into a 50's sitcom. I recommend you make reservations days ahead.

Please contact me if you are interested in franchising opportunities in my "Sitdown Eat This and Like It" chain.  (you don't deserve a break today - I do)

Or if you like, just let me know what you think of the idea - thanks.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

short disney news

I heard this short piece of news awhile ago (May 09) and thought I should post it. Sometimes it takes awhile to get from my notes to my blog.

Disney Parks Stop Scans for Topless Riders

They have reassigned employees at Disneyland and Disney's California Adventure who watched for breast-baring riders because "actual inappropriate behaviors by guests are rare."

What a job? I'm always amazed about the unusual jobs in the world. The article didn't mention Disney World in Florida.

Here's a picture I took on a trip to Disney World.

Is this an
excited dwarf looking for a flasher in the crowd?

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Hey remember the SEVEN DWARFS ???

Not Bashful

but Happy

as in HAPPY TO SEE YA

It's not what it appears it might be - but I had to do a double take and then I took some pictures to share. It's just a camera angle problem really.

(oh if you dare you can click on the picture for a larger image - but then again you might not want to)

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Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Riverview was no Disney

riverview park

Above picture of the Bob's from Fred R. Krauss

They both had fun rides but Riverview was more of a carnival that just didn't leave town. It had a midway with games and freak shows. Riverview closed in 1967, maybe it would have changed but some speculate that the social changes pushed the owners into selling the property. There's a few sites out there now with some its history.


The favorite rides I can remember
  • wild mouse
  • water chute
  • parachute drop
  • Bobs (above picture)
  • Fireball
  • Flying Turns

then we started walking

Riverview was the big time amusement wonderland for a Chicagoland kid in the sixties. I'm not sure how many times I had been there. Not many. I grew up in town 30 plus miles away from that northwestern part of Chicago.

My last trip there I'll remember because of the stupid idea I tried. I don't recall the names of my buddies that night, but for this telling of the story I'll use Jack and Sam. We were hormone charged teenage boys.

A convincing reason my parents agreed to my trip there was because it was a Church youth group. Jack and I knew each other but not real well. We lived in different neighborhoods but knew each other from school. On this trip that didn't matter because Jack was cool and hanging with him could only help.

At the park we connected with Sam. Sam knew others in the youth group but he had traveled to the park with his family.

I don't recall which one came up with the brilliant idea but I know I agree it was a great plan.

The idea - Jack and I would skip the youth group bus ride home and get a ride with Sam. This would give us extra time and rides at the park.

Trying to recall the event now, I'm puzzled why we didn't keep close contact with Sam after our plan was launched. Also, now I wonder if Sam even asked his parents.

Oh well, the last call for the bus went out on the park speakers. Jack and I just smiled and started counting our extra time. The big decision at hand was what ride should we hop on.

It wasn't that long before the place had all but emptied out and we were still looking for Sam. We didn't want to believe his car was gone, but it was.

So we left the park in the middle of the night. I guess it might of been about 1 AM. Of course, we didn't have much money left by now.

We headed south down Western Ave. which became emptier and emptier. Most everything was closed except the bars.

I don't know how far we walked but I guess a few miles. Jack refused to call his parents. Finally, I had walked enough, it was late enough, and I had enough. The adventure wasn't much fun anymore.

I called home - talked to my mom and then my dad. I should have recorded notes on that conversation because memory of it fades over time and it would be interesting to read now. Today my dad's reply could be shorted to WTF.

He drove up in the middle of night and rescued us from a long journey home. He was upset but not as much as I expected maybe he understood teens are prone to dumb things. I never thanked him enough for that ride - I wish I could.

Another difference - Riverview didn't have cute characters like these two below. They had characters on the midway but they were anything but cute. Not Disney standard!

disney characters

Today the internet provides good resources for remembering those past memories.


here's a some links
Chicago Tribune pictures
Jazz Age Chicago
site selling book DVD

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Sunday, November 04, 2007

more on Disney

It's a fat world after all - that's the twist this story gives the name of this popular long lasting Disney ride. The extra weight of our bottoms is causing the boats to bottom-out. Here's picture of the ride at Disneyland. This picture was in a post over at a site called MiceAge.



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My recent visit to the big mouse was in Florida and this story is about the ride in CA, but I imagine they have the same weight problem. Seems the ride that was designed in the 60's doesn't factor in the increase in average weight of the riders today. Sad comment on our society.

--- an update -- click here other posts about Disney and amusement parks

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Mickey's place

Hey remember the SEVEN DWARFS ???

Not Bashful

but Happy

as in HAPPY TO SEE YA




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It's not what it appears it might be - but I had to do a double take and then I took some pictures to share. I would think Disney might want to alter that dwarf figure. It could scare the women.

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