Showing posts with label Manhattan Infidel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Manhattan Infidel. Show all posts

Thursday, August 10, 2017

"Report opinions that are not sufficiently progressive and love-filled."

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What did you just say? I heard that!

Satirical blogger Manhattan Infidel gets another exclusive interview, this time it's Lena Dunham A brief excerpt:
MI: Let’s see if I have you correct. You believe in love and inclusivity but you will threaten anyone’s livelihood who expresses an opinion you disagree with?

LD: Yes. I believe it is our duty as Americans living in a free country to report opinions that are not sufficiently progressive and love-filled.
Read more here.

Monday, June 27, 2016

Placing the blame for global warming where it belongs

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Manhattan Infidel reports that the Sun plans to attend the 2017 World Economic Summit in Davos, Switzerland.
While at Davos the Sun also hopes to counter propaganda from science-denying U.S. Republicans that it is the Sun that is primarily responsible for climate change.

“I hate Republicans” he said.

What have they got against me? I’m just a big nuclear-fusion ball with an average temperature of 10,000 degrees. I do my bit but I’m tired of taking the blame for warming temperatures on Earth. I won’t have it anymore and I’m going to Davos to state my case and place the blame for global warming where it belongs: on SUVs and 100 watt light bulbs. And let’s not forget that global warming leads to terrorism. I just thought I’d throw that in there.

Science-denying Republicans for their part call the Sun’s appearance at the World Economic forum a gimmick.

Said Marco Rubio:

Instead of going to Switzerland the Sun should be focused on helping us increase the size of our Federal government and opening our borders. This is something that all mainstream Republicans believe in.
Read more here.

Monday, June 08, 2015

Complying with Clinton's requests

Manhattan Infidel celebrated his sixth anniversary:
To celebrate the six-year anniversary of the journalistic juggernaut that is Manhattan Infidel I decided to throw a party at a swank hotel in midtown Manhattan. I invited guests to attend and even had Ted Nugent sing some of his songs for the guests. A portion of the proceeds would go to my favorite charity: Funding Manhattan Infidel. A great time was had by all.

But how would I get the most guests to show up? After all, the more guests show up the more money we can raise to fund Manhattan Infidel.

Then it hit me. Why not invite former President Bill Clinton. He’s still popular and gives entertaining speeches. So I sent a formal letter inviting him. I waited and finally I got a reply.
Read the list of Clinton requests here.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Avoid "Take Your Child To Work Day"

Please think twice before taking your child to
"Take Your Child To Work Day." Manhattan Infidel has the story here.

Friday, February 13, 2015

Conflating memories

Manhattan Infidel has garnered another important exclusive interview with a figure in the news. This time it is Brian Williams, he of the conflated memories.

Driving without a penis

You may have heard that Bruce Jenner was recently involved in a fatal collision on the Pacific Coast Highway. As usual, Manhattan InfidelImage has all the details of the crash and police interviews with Ms. Jenner. This week Ms. Jenner is on 92 percent of the magazine covers at your local supermarket. Next week it will be one hundred percent.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

More insights into the inner workings of Hell

Talk about unique! Manhattan Infidel has just landed an interview in Hell with dead anchorman Peter Jennings! Jennings gave him his perspective on the recent American mid-term elections. Read the full interview here.

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Long live the Environmental Protection Agency!

Giving the EPA the right to fine us and garnish our wages without a court order? What could possibly go wrong?
Manhattan Infidel can think of one thing that might go wrong, and commenters at his blog have some suggestions of ways we might all comply.

Solving the crisis at our southern border

No one seems to know what to do about the chaos at our southern border - until now. Manhattan Infidel has proposed several solutions, any one of which should work. Please go here to read the details of his plan.

Exciting job opportunity!

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Looking for a job? Manhattan Infidel knows about an exciting opportunity! Some excerpts from the job announcement:
Hard Drive Backup Technician for the Internal Revenue Service

Our ideal candidate will be the type of person that wants to get up for work everyday to keep the United States safe from her domestic enemies such as tea baggers, constitutionalists and other non-big government figures.
Read more here.