Showing posts with label math. Show all posts
Showing posts with label math. Show all posts

Friday, March 06, 2020

At the top of their profession!

Want to go to college, but afraid you might have to pass a math test? Major in journalism! It is obvious from this video that no math is required in journalism school. Here we have an MSNBC anchor and an editorial board member of the New York Times.

Sunday, September 02, 2018

What will put you over the top?

From Misanthropic Humanitarian

Thought you'd enjoy this!

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly..mathematical viewpoint...

and it goes like this:


What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give more than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. It's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Who is more likely to commit a terrorist attack in America?

Reihan Salam is alleged to have written in National Review,
...as a share of their population (1%), Muslims in America are 5,000% more likely than non-Muslim Americans to commit a terrorist attack.
I cannot find the link. I read the quote here.